puke

im a drunk, not a hack

[puke @apodyopsis_]

puke in my ass

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

I want to be dead so bad

[puke @apodyopsis_]

Oooooh boy

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

Trying hard not to drink.

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

Being within walking distance of the liquor store does not help

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

Worst part of owning your own house? Can’t punch holes in the wall unless you’re willing to fix them

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

I got you, and I love you. And you are the person who I want to be better for. Thank you

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

“I wouldn’t even want him now, he just deals drugs and is pathetic”

Continues to ask to come with me to the metal metal show, sees him there, flirts with him while I mosh and enjoy my night. You get too drunk. I take you home, you invite him over.

U a joke.

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

Some of the people o care about are so fucking dumb. Im sitting here reflecting on my self for loving such a fucking dumb ass. How worthless am I for being your second choice over that waste of space?

[puke @apodyopsis_]

I'm on my journey home with no fuel at all
Think I'll coast a while

[puke @apodyopsis_]

easy does it

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

Daft Punk said "one more time" and then repeated it 200 more times.

[Dick Fürari @DickFurari]

Alcoholism is cool

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

So much inner anguish

[puke @apodyopsis_]

holy moly macaroni

[puke @apodyopsis_]

@BevRowe101 indeed, mother. we were talking on the phone

[puke @apodyopsis_]

once i pissed myself in dollar tree whilst christmas shopping. so i bought 2 pair of tights and a pair of slippers and changed in my car. then proceeded to shop

[puke @apodyopsis_]

@BevRowe101 hey mum

[Bev. @BevRowe101]

Hey

[puke @apodyopsis_]

social distancing means go fuck yourself