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data scientist interested in politics and investing | neither democrat nor republican

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“Governments have a shared interest in keeping real power out of the hands of their citizens...Americans in particular have perfected the art of creating made-up divisions between their two parties which are designed to hide the fact that both serve the same masters.”

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@unusual_whales Zelensky should invite Putin over under the same condition

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@itsalfredw we learned nothing from black mirror

[Nick Preszler @NickPreszler]

Look at him, thats my Qual.

Your what?

My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.

[Coach Vass (Join Me on the Other App) @CoachVass]

The greatest political ad in the history of political ads. Nothing comes close.

Putting Tim Robinson, in the hot dog skit, into any ad, is genius.

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@brndxix if you listen to the clip it actually just shows that he doesn’t know what repressive means

[chests @chests]

@KFILE @seth_hettena omg they're having to baby him

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

I can’t believe this is real. FOIA records appear to show Kash Patel directing his team to find accounts critizing him and respond. An aide warned that replying to “RetardFinder” would “look bad on you,” and Patel complained about the tweet views.

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@DeItaone bro doesnt realize that’s all american politics is now

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@data168 and the sky is blue

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

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@unusual_whales are kids gonna have brick phones again for emergencies?

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@DeItaone companies = MSTR

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@unusual_whales -someone who bought at 5k+

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@coookwithchris chicken feet have always been the key to good broth, asians been known this for years

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@unusual_whales remember when a bunch of people said they’d leave if trump got elected? people just say stuff sometimes

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@unusual_whales moving backwards

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@EliteOptions2 agree with everything you said but why the next 3 weeks specifically?

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@unusual_whales well I could’ve told you that

[Will @wstone_bd]

>it's porn!
>it's social media!
>it's the internet!
>it's the pill!
>it's plastic!

No, you idiots, it's that children are an economic benefit to you when you're a pre-industrial farmer and they're an economic liability to you when you live in a city and send emails for a living.

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@unusual_whales “earthquake”