Andrew Porter

He/him, late bloomer 🌺 🌈, father of 3, no expert, occasional tweets but mostly just here to soak up the atmosphere...

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@music_and_man Hey Rubben, you’re looking great!!

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@Niko19670797 Close to perfect..

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@Niko19670797 And to you too gorgeous

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@DannyJBarton Thanks Danny

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@DannyJBarton Hey Danny, v gay question alert … where did you get the window blinds from?

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@Niko19670797 Gorgeous x

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@HopeVirgo Congratulations Hope

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@donatel47171267 Congratulations!

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@SoVeryBritish Fair to middling…

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@HMRCcustomers Ok thanks

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@HMRCcustomers since April 2023 I’ve received an income from a flat in Coventry but have not paid any tax yet. I’m employed by JLR full time and pay my tax on my earnings through them. I’ve got my P60 for fiscal year 23/24. What do I need to do?

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@HMRCcustomers Yes

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@SoVeryBritish Nincompoop

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@chelorrnawwrrr Hi

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@hoxtonwanka @SoVeryBritish I had a boss who always started a sentence with … Now…

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@rooo_210 @RCPhysicians @MRCPUK Congratulations!

[Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes]

Miriam making her British Vogue debut in July 2023 “Pride & Joy” issue!

📸: Tim Walker
👗: Kate Phelan

#BritishVogue #MiriamMargolyes

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

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@WanderingSal I hated turning 50 & joining a group aged between 50 & dead… now it’s 45!!

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#BettyBoothroyd RIP. Such a formidable lady. Had the pleasure of sitting next to her in a restaurant in Venice in 1996… my claim to fame..