Alex Portillo

i will talk some disturbingly funny shit. i hope your grandmother doesn't have twitter. i hope your 4th grader with diabetes does.

[Alex Portillo @aportillocomedy]

@capital_0117 Even if i was done shitting I would shit even more like 5 times more

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@bzw_wrestling @GrimsToyShow @_doomeduser_ la boom ain’t got shit on this

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It’s becoming increasingly stressful and difficult to see the status of my @EntEarth order still in “preoder” after 2 months only to run into 5 of the 9 ninja turtle x gi joe figures out in the wild at my local target. For $3 cheaper, no less.

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@Breaking911 Let’s get that 1 more “Fall back” hour change, though

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@waltermasterson @dvdcolumbo

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Not gonna stop though, need that positivity. And also my knees to keep up with the kiddos.

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Fuck, I just started @DDPYoga last week, but maybe i stop and hold off having my knees and hip function so i miss the fucking oil draft that will inevitably happen

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@DanHanzus I hate that you posted this like nothing but bleeped it on the pod

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@HeyHeyItsConrad Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge

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@dannyandcoops the commute today to get to you from work to 3 cheesesteaks to take home seemed like the same if i were to drive from forest hills to philly and back to get gino’s and pat’s and the family consensus TO DO IT AGAIN BUT NOT FOR THE PHILLY ONES. Yours are the best.

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@fantasyfocus snuck into the playoffs, then second guessed myself into this situation. You know a good time mage with reasonable prices?

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@RealBrittBaker how about that cameo in #CobraKai? Didn’t see that one coming! Awesome!!!

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@ESPNFantasy live draft results. Thoughts?

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@SarahSpain Lol this was in my feed 3 spots down from this post

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@TheMattCardona @ImChelseaGreen Fan of you both!! Women’s MITB stole the show though

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[Alex Portillo @aportillocomedy]

If i start a punk band, i’m gonna call it “Bay 12 Please”. Shout out if you get this 80s sci fi reference

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@Memberthegame Aliens!

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Off The Mark #15: Back To The Future https://t.co/5mOI7AbOfQ via @YouTube

Hi! Join hosts Dave Columbo and Mick Andrews ft. me as a special guest as we discuss Back to the Future reviews that only made it to 86 mph! Check out OFF THE MARK here and wherever you stream podcasts!

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@Memberthegame I’m excited for you! One of my favorite movies!