ApostropheCatastroph

I find punctuation errors and mock them on my blog, Apostrophe Catastrophes.

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@kdnerak33 @cindycrum @JaneotN Same. Any type of hair dryer makes my hair frizzy. I leave with it wet too. Also I truly hope you witnessed a trend. 🤞

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@EliMcCann My 2 year old loves helping me put the clothes in the machine so that makes it more fun. Folding on the other hand…

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@runninghoagie @missmulrooney Kids say such creepy things sometimes! My 2.5 year old was riding his scooter on the sidewalk across from our house and he pointed to a part of the sidewalk that is lifted up by a large tree root and said "there's a baby under there." WTF.

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@GlobeVaznis @BostonGlobe Other states use the ACT as a graduation requirement. Has MA considered this? By using the ACT, students could also be studying for a college-entrance exam at the same time, so I believe this would be a more efficient use of their time.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republicans just blocked legislation that would codify protections of IVF into law. Donald Trump and Republicans continue to wage war against women’s reproductive rights. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I have the endorsement of 200 Republicans who formerly worked with President Bush, Mitt Romney, and John McCain.

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

Sociopaths gotta sociopath

[Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson]

This is a crucially important observation:

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris just released this statement slamming JD Vance for suggesting school shootings are simply a fact of life. Kamala Harris isn’t messing around. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Back to school season shouldn’t be the start of school shooting season. Literally no other developed country has anywhere near the level of gun violence we have in this country and it’s fucking unacceptable we act like there’s nothing we can do.

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

"The part of the family that doesn't know how to use apostrophes vs the schoolteacher" is probably not the contrast they were going for.

[Kerry Kennedy @KerryKennedyRFK]

I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@OliLondonTV I love her so much. She is amazing and brilliant.

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@acnewsitics From your lips to God’s ears 🙏

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@ArmandDoma They look like normal, nice people

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

This was my first thought too, but with more exclamation points.
To the window!
To the Walz!

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

To the window, to the Walz.

[Eric Turkewitz @Turkewitz]

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

Rant…

I put $20 in my gas tank yesterday, because that is what I had. I’m about to head to the grocery store and attempt to get groceries to feed my 4 kids for the week with the $80 I have to put towards food.

I feel the struggle, but not a chance that makes me vote for Trump.

Republicans don’t give a shit about me and families like me. None of their policies will make life easier for me. Voting for Trump isn’t a magic fix to lower grocery prices. He shits on a fucking gold toilet…. He doesn’t give a shit about struggling families.

What we need is to elect Harris, and have a democrat controlled senate and house, so they actually can pass some meaningful legislation to help families.

For fucks sake… the republicans in Michigan voted AGAINST giving public school kids free lunch and republicans in Washington voted against the expanded child tax credit. They don’t care about you.

#StopTheBullshit

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@acnewsitics I use Melania as a verb to mean swatting someone’s hand away. I try to hold my 2 year old’s hand when he’s walking downstairs and he swats it away. “Don’t Melania me!”

[Peanut Butter Pretzels 🎱 @onedankmom]

i need Gen z to see this picture of Kamala’s husband in the 80s and make him TikTok’s white boy of the month

@SecondGentleman

[ApostropheCatastroph @apostrophecatas]

@onedankmom @SecondGentleman Wow! He is legitimately adorable!