sarah

[sarah @appa1ach]

why did I just see someone wash their hands for 5 seconds and then leave, you didn’t even give the soap a chance

[sarah @appa1ach]

what’s with people’s aversion to using a turn signal 😐 it came free with the car

[sarah @appa1ach]

someone parked in my unassigned assigned spot and it’s a person who hardly ever leaves their apartment

[sarah @appa1ach]

I’m going to have to mute “casted” because it gets to a point 🫩 how do you read/type that and think it sounds appropriate

[sarah @appa1ach]

columbus mention 🥳 #heatedrivalry

[sarah @appa1ach]

every time I accidentally open copilot on my computer, a piece of me dies

[sarah @appa1ach]

thinking the trader joe’s cashier cares about you has to be like thinking the stripper is in love

[sarah @appa1ach]

not to point it out, but Blue’s actor bobs his head whenever he talks and it was taking me out. also the accents 😭 please stop #911Nashville

[sarah @appa1ach]

everyone’s fighting about the album and I’m just vibing with new music

[sarah @appa1ach]

corporate life is googling “who voiced miss piggy” on the work computer

[sarah @appa1ach]

upstairs neighbor hates when I play mx vs. atv untamed. noted.

[sarah @appa1ach]

@sideoftea almost looks like someone drew west virginia from memory

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

swifties in the workplace

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Pirates when they start cuttin them onions

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy 4th of July ❤️🤍💙

[‚ @ongdbitch]

i like driving by myself.
just played the same 1 song 36 times

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[sarah @appa1ach]

is it unethical to ask an etsy witch to put a hex on my upstairs neighbor

[currently: catching up on comics. Bare with me. @blkcomictwit]

I just got bored of scrolling on twitter and clicked on tiktok on instinct …. Yall I can’t do it.