This account pretty much exists now to talk about Liverpool FC, politics and Terry Pratchett, somewhere that people can shout at me for these views without it getting in anyone's way.
I'm fine with this.
My purpose in the game is fulfilled โญ๏ธ
I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.
To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.
The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.
More of the journey to come.
Love,
Divock Origi
Iraola: "In these drills sometimes they even have to cheat, or find ways to win the exercise."
Gotcha. Kobayashi Maru. He likes his players to think creatively outside the box.
I can get into that.
Ahead of the summer madness truly starting, I'd urge everyone to take snippets of info posted on here with a huge pinch of salt and search out things I and other journalists say in their original context. I don't have the time to fight fires but so much of it is engagement bait.
Horrible circumstances for Slot to try and manage through, but honestly parting ways best all round. He wasn't handling situations, he had fans on his back and the players were... Lacklustre?
I'm no fan of the royal family, not by a long shot, but I can appreciate Charles going to America and reminding them of the principles of their own constitution. And also making a very pointed reference to the Emperor's New Clothes.
All Spurs have to do, really, is outperform West Ham.
That's probably not going to be difficult over the final 5 games. Unfortunately - hilarious though it would be - I don't see them getting relegated.
Every single time you think Liverpool have beaten Everton in the funniest way possible, they manage come up with an even funnier one.
It is absolutely incredible.