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Yeah buddy

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I’m spearheading the Carl fan club

[jolt @meltborne]

those casa boys really tried to give titi props and spew a trinity is crazy narrative and carl shut that down real quick #LoveIslandUSA

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Drunk when I said I was going to bed early bc my alarm for pride goes off at 7 am

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

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Ew he’s creepy

[Entertainment with Judd @Juddfab]

One thing about Kenzie, she knows how to move on.

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These “simple dinner recipes” are not dumb enough for me. I need 4 ingredients max

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Porn island. Horny island. There’s no more love island.

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Asked a coffee shop if they do iced coffee

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Airport bar playing the worst 2014 chelsea boot millennial wide brim hat music

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I’m sure men feel very special flying in their suits

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The dichotomy of being sad to leave family but knowing if I lived here I would be a raging beeotch

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As if my whole personality wasn’t being a middle child I was born on national middle children day.

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

cutting it up with people who DO NOT fuck with me at allll 😭😭😭😭😭

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Me after killing everyone’s vibe bc I’m hangry and then smiling and giggling once the food gets here

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Don’t take vitamins but I do have evil eye, horseshoe, and 777 jewelry

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Went to add 40 year old virgin to my watchlist and it was already there

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My letterboxd stats have suffered significantly this month but I’m enjoying life outside

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A crush is going to come to this summer it’s happening it’s summer 2016

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Panic attack cure will always be electrolytes and SpongeBob big guy

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I tear up all the time thinking about my wedding (single btw) but just thinking about my all friends and family there