Kelly

Born in Denmark to an American mother and an English father, I live in the best of both worlds but with an accent that never really fits.

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My lovely dad gifted me for Christmas the 50th Anniversary LED Zepplin book and the Jimmy Page Biographry. And now I am totally irrevocably in love with Jimmy Page!!!!

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@amie_erica88 Yesss!!! Let’s delay it due to indifference!! (In my case that is)

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@vlavla Soooooooo handsome!!

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@thriftthick Thank you so much for replying!!!!
I may or may not be online shopping while working the overnight shift!!! Shhh. LOL!!

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@thriftthick can you tell me where I can find a a trail size Guerlain Primer. Don’t wanna spend $$$$
And find I don’t like it or doesn’t work!! Please help????😕

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@Theresa_is_Dead help me!!! Do I need the new ABH Jackie Aina palette? I want it but do I need it? The looks you did with it was dreamy lovely!! #helpme

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@Bethenny I wish for a better world...

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@Fortnums I miss cream tea! The English side of me screams for it everyday but here in America we seem to always be in a hurry, with very little time in the middle. I believe I need to reset my priorities and indulge!

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@grav3yardgirl Hi

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@Theresa_is_Dead I like Mac Studio Fix, it’s light weight and I don’t sweat it off. I live in Dallas where it’s 92 with 90% humidity. Plus ima Labour and Delivery nurse, we sweat helping bring those babies into the world!! LOL!!

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@vlavla That hair tho

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@kathleenmadigan @pmaddie How about a bargain? You give this pup a good warm and loving home and Kathleen can never ever mention that missing Malaysian flight! Not in passing, not by accident, not until the sun burns out!! Discuss...

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As I sit waiting for my New York to London flight the talented @kathleenmadigan comes to mind. If shit gets weird, don’t let them search in the ‘wrong ocean’! And I’ll be sure and give you a holla after my first Guinness! #onefunnylady

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@kathleenmadigan my investigation in2 your tour dates has brought to light an alarming realization. The state of Texas is not on there! So yu r forcing me 2 fly 2 Vegas to see you! Where I will find someone 2 make me a Monkey Ass Rum Punch!! Thank you!!

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@kathleenmadigan This just came to mind, maybe if we give him some graham crackers and a juice box he’ll shut up and play nice! Works on my 6 yr old nephew.

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@kathleenmadigan Something went wrong with the cryogenic unfreezing this morning! The Committee seems, listless, confused and vacant. And if I may be so bold DEAF!!! Let’s refereeze them and get new ones... Just a thought
#Kavanaughhearings

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@kathleenmadigan Maybe he should have thrown a curve ball and said, “I don’t know somebody saw one once”.

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@kathleenmadigan Jesus Mary and Joseph! He needs a new keeper...

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@kathleenmadigan this is hillbilly wine at its best!!

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@kathleenmadigan last night I watched 6 episodes of House Hunters and had some wine. Well Ms Madigan yr right! These peeps r mean, rude and r deluded n what a budget of $250k can buy them in Yakima, WA.Crazy wanted marble counter tops and marble bath! #kathleenmadiganwasright