forever mad at dan howell bc wdym you have a boyfriend who you stalked obsessively that is your perfect type, listens to you yap, is forever your biggest cheerleader, reverse ages, shares your interests, and looks at you like you hung the moon.
forever mad at phil lester bc wdym you have a boyfriend who has BEEN obsessed with you, loves all of your interests, has a mullet, plays piano and a bit of the drums, is so fucking funny, never ages and looks like this like fuck you bro
it's crazy that dan and phil were in love in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 and 2026
okay but really we went from watching them vicariously live through dab and evan to now openly just having a phan wedding on tomodachi ☹️ life is so good