Adam Prescott 📝

Luck sometimes visits a fool… but never sits down with them.

[Mark Ennis @MarkEnnis]

Rick Neuheisel got fired from Washington for participating in an NCAA Tournament bracket pool for a sport he doesn't coach.

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

• 9000 different bets
• $90,000 wagered
• Betting on games he suited up for
• Willfully ignoring classes and meetings from 3 different institutions about the one cardinal sin in sports

But hey, find a local judge and convince him the kid will be really sad if he doesn’t get to play and none of that matters does it?

What a joke.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Five days after the LA election, Spencer Pratt falls to third place and a woman who hardly anyone voted for in person, Nithya Raman, totally dominated in mail voting to come in second. No one with a functional brain believes these results.

[College Baseball News @CollegeBSBNews]

Bat flipping a walk and chirping the pitcher while you’re up 5 on St. John’s, you’re really cool bro 🤯

This kind of stuff needs to leave baseball.

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

Such a shame they didn’t enter Golden Tempo in the Preakness..

[Damien Peters @DamienPetersNBA]

Wemby made one of the biggest mistakes in NBA Finals history. No other way to slice it.

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

Wembanyama played like a rattled infant. That turnover at the end was inexcusable.

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

Go back and look at this box score… just astoundingly impressive.

[LeBron Factory @LeBronFactory]

LeBron putting up 37 PTS in Game 7 of the Finals to beat the Spurs

while “Bosh and Ray Allen” combined for 0 PTS doesn’t get talked about enough. 👑🔥

One of the greatest carry jobs ever

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

Electric ⚡️

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

A kid rocking construction gloves just walked off a regional game

College baseball is the best

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

Will never get old

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Greg Hardy getting knocked out tour continues

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

“I think Adam Silver is fighting the wrong war.”

@getnickwright explains why the NBA needs to address flopping:

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

A PARENT’S JOURNEY THROUGH YOUTH SPORTS:

Age 5: “He’s got a cannon.”
Age 6: “He’s the fastest kid out there. Coach said so.”
Age 7: “Rec ball isn’t challenging him anymore.”
Age 8: “We tried out for select. Obviously made it.”
Age 9: “$2,800 for the season. Plus uniforms. Plus tournaments. Plus hotels.”
Age 10: “Cooperstown is basically a family vacation, right?”
Age 11: “He needs a hitting guy. And a pitching guy. And probably a mental performance coach.”
Age 12: “I’m not a crazy sports parent. The OTHER parents are crazy.”
Age 13: “We changed schools. For academics. (And also baseball.)”
Age 14: “Showcases are a requirement at this age.”
Age 15: “Ya his ranking just ticked up. We’re cooking.”
Age 16: “He just needs to get seen by the right school.”
Age 17: “The D1 schools want him to walk on. He’ll earn a spot by sophomore year.”
Age 18: “Okay, D2 is actually really competitive.”
Age 19: “He’s redshirting. Strategic.”
Age 20: “He’s focusing on school now.”
Age 21: “You know what? He’s so much happier.”

Roughly 7% of high schoolers play in college.

About 1.5% of those get drafted.

Less than half of draftees ever play one day in the big leagues.

The odds of our kids going pro are somewhere between “struck by lightning” and “find a $100 in old shorts.”

I love youth sports (all my kids play a bunch of them) just keep a good perspective my friends. ✌️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"They are taking a shit on the thing I love the most"

-Mark Titus on how the Thunder play basketball

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

Adam Carolla reacts to Chelsea Handler going off on Tony Hinchcliffe and Shane Gillis

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

“They don’t know we’re actually winning this game analytically”

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Adam Prescott 📝 @APrescott614]

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Unethical Hoops, coming soon…