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[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Young Americans for Liberty @YALiberty]

Fun fact: The Indian Point nuclear plant used to supply 25% of NYC's energy. It was shut down because "climate change and stuff."

NYC now gets 80% of its power from fossil fuels, making its local grid the most carbon-intensive in New York State. Central planners are geniuses.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

The people at the No Kings protest actually want a King. They want their King. Covid proved that. They want to be ruled

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

🚨You are in a PROPAGANDA WAR. Still don't believe me? Give me less than 10 minutes 👇

[So Tired. @JThaKing2k6]

If the Steelers trade for Rodgers, everyone who is complaining will still watch the games. If the Steelers draft and start a rookie, we will still watch the games. It the Steelers start Mason, we will still watch…. With a lot of alcohol.

[Derrick @Steelers_DB]

Best throw in NFL history by the way.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Then end the FEDERAL mandates.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Perfect!

[First Take @FirstTake]

.@stephenasmith is so upset about the Steelers he had to ask for special music to be played 😂😂😂

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

I’ve been laughing at this ALL DAY.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

Scientist doing an IQ test on a 3-month old baby: what the hell? this guy's an idiot.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

“I’ll take your questions. And as usual, folks, they gave me a list of people I’m gonna call on.”

-the President of the free world?

Seriously?

[Andrew Pollack @AndrewPollackFL]

Kamala Harris and her husband made $1,695,225 last year.

The couple donated only 1.6% of their income.

Yet the Vice President is being very charitable with the American taxpayers' money.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Don’t tweet shit like this

[Jordan Watkins @Big75Fella]

The Lakers traded for Chris Paul but the NBA said no

[Robert Barnes @barnes_law]

Remember when they said executive orders were the sign of "dictatorship"?

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.