jesus bit my toe

“to those accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression” ⚛️pro science ✖️ex catholic 🌎 save the planet

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

People act like the service workers created the system when it’s equally as awkward to turn the screen and “ask for a tip” when you literally cannot finish the transaction without the customer choosing an option

[Alexis W. @lextakesthecity]

Tipping culture has become horrendous. No, I am not tipping the barista because they made my ice coffee the way that it should be made. Tipping culture is for servers and other workers that don’t make their full pay and survive off tips. Is everyone okay?

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

you gotta admit, it would be pretty sick if climate change was a hoax

[Christin @hexprax]

I kind of hate that when a bird is really beautiful it’s because it’s a boy

[Christin @hexprax]

This is a crisis actor. I recognize him from Home Alone 2

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@sainthales @natalie_penn ew no Nathan is the biggest ICK hahahahaha

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@Audjuice9989 @MelonieMac Jacob > Edward

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@Cipluk57997509 @Gov_Megatron @MelonieMac Lmao you people are so brainwashed

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@REPENTORHELLBRO I can’t provide testable, observable empirical evidence that the Easter bunny is real but I can recognize the absurdity of that concept and not believe it…. Hbu

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@MelonieMac Trying to back up your claim and then using air quotations around the name of your source is so funny

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@REPENTORHELLBRO Ok but I can’t be godless if there’s no god to begin with

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@Gov_Megatron @MelonieMac “Older medical dictionaries” 😂 do you also believe smoking cigarettes is completely safe?

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@ZiaPop66 If god is real then he let my grandma, an incredibly devoted catholic, get run down by a car….so he sounds like a real dick

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@REPENTORHELLBRO I’m honestly so curious like what is a fake atheist lmao

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@ZiaPop66 What about my ear did god not love me

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@REPENTORHELLBRO If I wanted what you “have” I would still be a catholic….you aren’t part of some elite organization lmao

[jesus bit my toe @aprilataylor]

@StarGayzer0_ @yeahfalife @effieisstarving @PsychoXLovesick Not to burst your bubble but that handle is 99% water

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@REPENTORHELLBRO Ikr church is such a scam