April O'Connor

I dig bright colorful energy, nature & singing. Music is my religion, dance is my church and comedy is my therapy.

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Friends don't let friends group text.

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Charlie Kirk’s Death Exposed the Biggest Scam in History https://t.co/EV7AMtAqTA via @YouTube

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Florida is just one giant cruise ship

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

@BSaarX Guess where her last job was? PG&E

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

How does @tdgarden get people to spend more money? By removing the cup holders from the seats so you kick over your drinks every single time.

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?

Hunter Biden +200
Travis Kelce +800
One of the Jonas Brothers +1000
Angelina Jolie +1200
Maddox Jolie-Pitt +1200
Ariana Madix +1200
Member of LSU Lady Tigers +1400
Member of UConn Men’s Team +1400
Snoop Dogg +1600
Edward Lee +1600
Elton John +2000
Member of BTS +2000
Olivia Rodrigo +2000
Damar Hamlin +2000
Matthew McConaughey +2500
Selena Gomez +2500
Ciara +2500
An Olympic Gold Medalist +2500
Patrick Mahomes +2500
Lisa Vanderpump +3300
Paris Hilton +3300
Tom Brady +5000
Narendra Modi +10000
Andy Reid +10000
Jill Biden +10000
Joe Biden +15000

Bet these odds:
https://t.co/gGnprjbbwX

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Just posted a photo @ Scituate VFW Post 3169 https://t.co/IUssmeh8wD

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

This Friday we are bringing big laughs to the big room!

#southshore #southshorema #southshoreliving #scituatema #scituate #southshorecomedy #comedyshow #cohasset #marshfield #norwell #vfw @ Scituate VFW Post 3169 https://t.co/yAwDT22mu0

[brian redban @redban]

Thank you Will, ya cunt.

[rachel wolfson @wolfiecomedy]

three things that should never be forced upon someone: sex, pregnancy, and standup comedy

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Kicking off May with a heater! @ Scituate VFW Post 3169 https://t.co/uKfWmuQzSe

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Really excited to host this show in May! @ IGolf Pembroke https://t.co/2H4U3tOyQd

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Just posted a photo @ Scituate, Massachusetts https://t.co/2QT1cpNTXC

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

A certain someone should be rotting in jail right now but instead is getting chased around by the paparazzi. 🤔

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

@smileygit @JeffBezos This prick goes to space but now charges $9.95 service fee for Whole Foods delivery.

[April O'Connor @aprilfoolin]

Hey Mr. Dick Rocketship @JeffBezos what happened to 2 day shipping?