April Bonine

need coffee. need quiet. need Jesus. this list is not in any particular order, but may be an honest indication of my priorities.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

Funniest thing my #husband has ever said: "No, I haven't made your #coffee yet. It's not the most important thing."
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And then I murdered him.
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#needcoffee #itISthemostimportantthing
#funnyhubby

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

With the time elapsed between every"Um mom" and the thing you wanted to tell me, you could've had a second summer break.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@LynetteChapman https://t.co/u8i5XybUv6

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

How's my summer?
Well I've"guessed what" about a billion times. And I'm always wrong.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

Is it still a dad joke if I tell it?

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

13yo: I hate finding the area of a circle.
Me: I know but the formula is wrong.
13yo: *looks at page* what do you mean? I did it right.
Me: yes, that's the right answer.. BUT "pi r squared" is wrong. Pi aren't squared, pi are round.
#homeschool #myhomeschoolhouse #dadjoke

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@kelly_radisson Is anyone supporting your 20% claim? That's absurd! Cost is irrelevant and not all proportional to the love between a couple. I have been married 15 HARD years and love him and hate him daily. How much he paid for my ring doesn't make a lick of difference in that.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@architextbry How does one forget .. to .. ?make? coffee?

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@katy_fit @johnkrasinski current (and forever)
Flynn Ryder- strangest... but I ain't sorry🤷‍♀️

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@sweatsntopknots

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@bookmanwhb13 @sweatsntopknots

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@sweatsntopknots WITH EYE CONTACT

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@sweatsntopknots On the motorcycle with hubs last week and saw a 20 something college student double knuckle deep in her car WITH NO TINT.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Do not waste time bothering whether you ‘love’ your neighbor; act as if you did. As soon as we do this we find one of the great secrets. When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love them.”
#CSLewis

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@PrincessDoom_1 I sat down on the toilet this morning, saw a small arachnid run across the floor then proceeded to chase it in an effort to step on it.. with my britches at half mast.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@architextbry Too late on crazy party bit... field day at my school! Teachers get to have fun too!

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@com3t0think0fit New to twitter... yesterday was the first time I have seen WCW.. I seriously thought this.. I kept thinking.... what the HELL is this..

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

Still new here... I pinned a tweet. Can someone explain to me why we do this, what is the best method for choosing a pinned tweet, and does mine meet those criterion?

#help #idontknowwhatimdoing

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

Me at 20:
Life is stressful, I'm cutting 12 inches off my hair.
Me at 23:
Same
Me at 28:
Same
Me at 30:
Same
Me at 33:
Hmm maybe I will wait until school is all the way out because I think I want to keep it long but life is hard right now.
#Adulting #stress #finallylearning

[Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_]

Give Bry a follow, he drinks coffee and he knows things.

[April Bonine @aprilmay_b]

@com3t0think0fit Second