(A)pathetic April

Lit major so I'm both smart & stupid. 🎶 📖 🍷. Wish I could naturally use Britishisms. I still use them but it's bloody awful. VFL

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

You're welcome to follow me, but I'm gonna go ahead and warn you that I have no idea where I'm going.

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

@symaeon @fesshole I must disagree. She failed at having good judgement in picking a husband, but I cannot see failing as a wife so terribly that it drove a grown man to be a secret Swiftie. Not even just having a TS playlist but writing fan fiction?! And using AI to help. He has failed as a man

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@BarstoolTenn @FireballWhisky @HeyDudeShoes #KnoxvilleBCT

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@FireballWhisky @HeyDudeShoes

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

@BarstoolTenn @PetrosChili @BadDayHatCo #KnoxvilleBCT

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I’m a self-destructive landslide, if you wanna be the hill.

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

People really need to stop holding the door when I’m not close behind you. I immediately feel the need to power walk or jog, possibly sprint, just so you can stop waiting for me. I do appreciate good manners, but that’s almost cruel. Thanks for trying; now please stop.

[Hanging with the raisin girls @TheHappySlut1]

When you figure out which co-workers you can make inappropriate conversation with at work, life feels better.

[Tee Higgins⁵ @teehiggins5]

Knoxville!!!!

[French's @Frenchs]

My favorite color is yellow, orange is a close second 😏

[Tee Higgins⁵ @teehiggins5]

That was a dime Hendon!!!

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

Well, that was fun.

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

[On3 @On3]

Retweet if your team is undefeated after week 4‼️

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

I was never good at haggling until I learned how to talk to my local gas station about the price of vapes at the station across the street.

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

@_beaureynolds I love how I've managed to give both my kids such a dark sense of humor. Lol. You could be gifted. You were just never tested. Mom part - true. But your dad wasn't an alchohol. Just a drug addict. And he definitely (not possibly) had BPD. Sorry babe.

[justin @justinsagenius]

Knowing who to cut off and who to be patient with is everything.

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[(A)pathetic April @aprilsaffels]

@TXRednation01 They're actually not toxic, just a choking hazard. I found this out by calling poison control when my 1 yo ate one. Your point is still valid though.