Houston Hard Hitters

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[Houston Hard Hitters @TXRednation01]

It was the fucketh around of times it was the findeth out of times.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Listen, if anything happens to me it was the pollen.

[80s Nostalgia Channel @80s_channel]

On this day 42 years ago….

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

Focus on what you can control

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

You know what? You can call yourself Batman for all I give a shit.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris always had Chuck Norris jokes.

Rest easy, legend.

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he went to live on a farm.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Chuck Norris was like…I’m gonna go kick ass in the afterlife, because fuck this.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Chuck Norris didn't die, he's been promoted to head badass in the afterlife 🙌👑

[Your future ex girlfriend @urfutureexgurl]

wake up babe, we gotta burn it all down

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXRednation01]

Death is just having a near Chuck Norris experience...

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn that legendary Hollywood actor and pop culture icon Chuck Norris has passed away.

WWE extends its condolences to Norris’ family, friends, and fans.

https://t.co/kOWkG60AgS

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXRednation01]

It was the fucketh around of times it was the findeth out of times.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

One of the biggest challenges as an adult is trying not to get water in your coffee while taking a shower.

[Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke]

Whoever named it Semen instead of Diquid really shit the bed on that one.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.

[Idunno @oksheesh]

So many bad ideas, so little time

[John Silver @SilverNumber1]

If you want to raise your testosterone, you should watch Korn play Blind at Woodstock 99

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Monsters are for real kids . . . a lot of times you can't recognize them because they disguise themselves as family and friends.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I hate when the only thing you remember about your dream is that it was weird as fuck.