Ashley Sharpley

desperately trying not to let my new hyperfixation take over my life again ( spoiler alert: I’m failing ) 🌻 (she/her)

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

@BarackObama Will you say the same for Bisan?

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

this is very funny because all else aside if it was Goliath the forehead would be smashed in. Like that is the one thing we know. About Goliath.

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

@polish_man23 @CNN Heyo that’s not how abortion bans work, they can only prosecute doctors in the state. And the law protects doctors beyond just saying they’re “allowed” to do it. Understandable misunderstanding, just please check before making claims like this!

[CNN @CNN]

New York Democratic Gov. Kathy Hochul signed a bill into law Friday that legally protects doctors who prescribe and send abortion pills to patients in states where abortion services are outlawed or restricted. https://t.co/3IMUEdBN7K

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Gorsuch's dissent is 26 pages long, the opinion is only 12 pages. Gorsuch ends his dissent:

"As they did at Bosque Redondo, they must again fight for themselves to secure their homeland and all that must..come with it. Perhaps...some measure of justice will prevail in the end."

[IndyStar @indystar]

The Hamilton County chapter of Moms for Liberty's first newsletter, which was posted on Facebook last night, quoted Adolf Hitler. Here's what you need to know. 🧵

[CNN @CNN]

Afghan men working for the United Nations in Kabul will stay home in solidarity with their female colleagues after the Taliban prohibited Afghan women from working for the global organization, according to a senior UN official https://t.co/rT0jy4JLQT

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

Hey @Delta if your planes literally never have enough room for carry on bags, maybe your passengers aren’t the problem…consider that I didn’t check my luggage for a reason???

[David Shepardson @davidshepardson]

New: major railroads agree to @SecretaryPete safety call https://t.co/MrWkvuUNN4

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

Ever heard of penicillin? Checkmate, atheists.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Laughter is not even in the top 5 best medicines.

[Indiana Grad Workers Coalition @IndianaGrads]

IU's History Students just received this email this morning

Despite opposition from everyone in the department, the college is cutting compensation and health care from Masters student workers!

They are quite literally attacking the health and security of grad workers.

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

Did I just become a Dave Bautista stan?

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

This take is way tackier than any barn wedding I’ve ever seen.

[caro @bagelaureate]

Indiana ppl will really post pics from their tacky barn wedding and be like “yesterday was a fairytale ❤️”

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

Sorry but @vornietom just spoiled all past and future seasons of Dimension 20

💵#Neverafter

[Ashley Sharpley @apsharpie]

Every time an LD kid says “util” I take real life psychic damage.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.