carson

beautiful problem-solver. human think piece. family man.

[carson @carsooi]

is the bitmoji a true representation of the individual, a reflection of one’s sense of self, or a thinly veiled facsimile of what one aspires to be?

[carson @carsooi]

@mr_certainly don't do this in my home

[carson @carsooi]

when a dance floor is carpeted it’s like Oh!… I didn’t think I’d come face to face with God on carpet

[carson @carsooi]

I speak for those who dgaf

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

THIS TWISTED TUESDAY IS CALLING FOR COLD TEAS AND FOLLOW BACKS IF YOU RT👀⬇️

[carson @carsooi]

it can be good to eavesdrop in a coffee shop for hours and remember we are all fundamentally so annoying and yet still deeply deserving of love. and in a way? that’s church

[carson @carsooi]

you may have noticed it’s always something

[carson @carsooi]

the new normal? you’re looking at her

[carson @carsooi]

I Came Face To Face With God In The McNally Jackson Restroom

[carson @carsooi]

the worst thing a person can choose to be is a customer

[carson @carsooi]

there is no such thing as an influencer. only sheep

[carson @carsooi]

any which way you point me… I’m facing my fears!

[carson @carsooi]

mom can you come pick me up they’re belittling my sensitivity to vibes

[carson @carsooi]

the best beauty hack of all time is thinking less about what you look like

[oracle @visceralscenery]

mediterranean sea in may vs lake superior in november

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Eric Adams stole TEN MILLION DOLLARS from New York City public funds while the cops he installed to harass subway riders shot four people over a $3 fare.

[carson @carsooi]

@seriouslyfaith #FinallyFaithFall

[carson @carsooi]

trust my gut? this microbiome holds horrors unbeknownst to man

[carson @carsooi]

some of you got sunburnt this weekend and it shows