Snehal Apte

Bibliophile. Pogonophile. Foodie. PJs are life.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

It’s my Mum’s 70th birthday today! The whole time they have been together my Dad has always hand drawn her greetings cards and she’s kept every single one, here are a few of my favourites … firstly when she was pregnant with me..

[pAgaL_P₹oj3ct @HoeZaay]

If you cheer for your favourite team only when they're winning and kick them when they're down you're not a fan, you're just an opportunist.

[Biswapati Sarkar @ChhotaThalaiva]

Why should I watch your YouTube videos at 1.5x?
Tu jaldi jaldi bol na.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

You let a man into your life and now you're irritated before 9 am

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Modi ji memes on his birthday. Thread.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

It's two tired.

[Pulkit Kochar @kocharpulkit]

"Sache pyaar ko daulat ke taraazu mein mat tolo Radhe Shyam Tiwari"
"Arre chup kar bhikhari"
✨Uff. Poetry.✨

[Mohamed Mohamud @moamohamud]

I don’t normally share much online these days but I had to with this one!

So I’m doing my usual day-to-day grocery shopping at my local Tescos and this lady comes to me and says ‘Hi I’m sorry but could you help me out with picking an item from the top shelf?’

[Ambarish Satwik @AmbarishSatwik]

This is the imperishable story of the most exclusive private social club in the world.

[dee(pressed) @potatopohtato_]

Saif Ali Khan and Amrita Singh with Kareena Kapoor in 1992

[sad we @sadhvinarula]

laptop to lappy bolne wale logo ko ek slappy milna chahiye

[Hindu Academy @hinduacademy]

"You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul."
- Swami Vivekananda

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

@chiragbarjatya wait for 5-6 seconds 🙏

[jack @jack]

not sure anyone has heard but,

I resigned from Twitter

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Been seeing this gem floating around the Asian internet and I just want to say that I have been personally attacked

[Hamill @CPHamill]

Settled like men 🤝 https://t.co/wteZoKkA1K

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

His dad: You want $60,636? $57,866 is a lot of money! What do you need $62,189 for, anyway?