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#AmericanHistory textbooks are funny so I’m here to post some high quality quotes. Pfp: dem spheres of influence fr Source of quotes: The American Pageant

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“The southern translation of “all deliberate speed” was apparently deliberately slow.”

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“he evolved from a shrinking pipsqueak into a scrappy little cuss”

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“Confident young men and women tied the nuptial knot in record numbers at war’s end, and they began immediately to fill the nation’s empty cradles”

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“Babies went unborn as pinched budgets and sagging self-esteem
wrought a sexual depression in American bed- rooms”

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“The vigorous young “crime buster,” with his beautiful baritone voice and polished diction”

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P.S.
I’m down to overthrow the government >:3 when the next revolution

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The American revolution 1776 sparked over a 2% tax yet here we are 224 years later paying up to 48%. Happy tax week lovelies <3

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“shares of stocks were sold in a save-who-may scramble. Wall Street became a wailing wall as gloom and doom replaced boom”

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“Even the churches were affected. The Funda- mentalist champions of the old-time religion lost ground to the Modernists, who liked to think that God was a “good guy” and the universe a pretty chummy place.”

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“The newcomers soon made friends with the French girls—or tried to—”

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“Even children, when eating apples, were urged to be “patriotic to the core.””

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“Certain leaders of the Allied nations, with an eye to territorial booty, were less than enthusias- tic”

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“Theodore Roosevelt, although something of an imperialistic busybody abroad, was touched by the progressive wave at home”

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“ progressivism was less a minority movement and more a majority mood.”

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“They roasted the beef trust”

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#NewProfilePic currently watching America going into its imperialist arc

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“Boom times became gloom times”

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“Thomas Eakins (1844-1896) attained a high degree of realism in his paintings, a quality not appreciated by portait sitters who wanted their moles overlooked”

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“Frontier villages touched by the magic wand of the iron rail became flourishing cities”

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“Political infighting in the North added greatly to Lincoln’s cup of woe”