excuse me 911? yes i'm calling because my cat's head is very small. her head is so small, and soft, like a little apricot, which is why i need an ambulance
One of my favorite compliments that I’ve received was from a student who told me that I “was just like Dua Lipa.” Deep down though, I think my student just hasn’t seen another white girl with super thick eyebrows
While procrastinating on my 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤, I discovered a love for raunchy British comedies. I’ll always be quoting #Inbetweeners and #PeepShow from now on.