puppymonkeybaby

Enjoy tweeting about dogs, sports, and politics. Also a big fan of the Oxford comma!

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@SoundersFC Well, that sure turned quickly.

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@SoundersFC Loving the hustle!

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@CNNPolitics That does not appear to be the case.

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@EW This guy is a lifelong scumbag, yet still out there able to put on concerts... so he can quiet down about "cancel culture". 🙄

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@TVLine How about "Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place"?

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@NBCNews How was this visit being supervised? What a horrible, horrible tragedy!

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@ZaleskiLuke Sharknado: The Prequel

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@KING5Seattle Awesome, even more traffic in downtown today!

[Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD]

Chip Roy parrots the antivax lie that no safety testing was done on the COVID vaccines. The truth is that all of the vaccines underwent placebo controlled randomized trials. Here’s the 45k patient safety and efficacy trial for the Moderna vaccine. https://t.co/0OAds3QLxH

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@EW

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@tribelaw I personally like the phrase "climate change," as it makes it more difficult for the deniers to throw out gems such as "if global warming was real, why did we just have record snowfall?"

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@angryseattle When I see his name in the voters pamphlet, I always think of the Dr. Spaceman character.

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@normative I haven't gone to a hair salon for a while. Do they ask you for your sexual orientation now?

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@EW I guess his kink is bad plastic surgery.

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

Ok, it's July 8th. It's beyond time for you to be setting off fireworks. My dogs are so over it. 🙄

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@Wimbledon, @Mariners, @SoundersFC...my day is set! 😎

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@robertsietsema Where's the ketchup? (Clearly, I'm just here to start a riot! 🙃)

[puppymonkeybaby @apzanolli]

@SportsCenter He's tough to beat. He's always physically prepared, and he is mentally tough... he just doesn't get rattled, like many other players, when the pressure is high.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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