Alexis Martin

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

Praying for my sisters future husband @hsmartin24_

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

To the man that just had a temper tantrum at the sub shop for having to wear a mask, you have a small dick sir.
Bless ur heart.

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

Drink every time Clare says “show up for me”

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

Big retweet

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

Can we not shame women for wearing a little fucking mascara to the lake, it’s 2020 for fucks sake -.-

[Mitch @themitchellford]

Date the girl who doesn’t wear any makeup to the lake and gets her hair wet

thank me later

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

@marissaroe Keep em on their toes amirite

[Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash]

Ephesians 5:15-16 So be careful how you act, these are difficult days. Don’t be fools; be wise: make the most of every opportunity you have for doing good.

[meg @mmmobrie]

Sophia ruined a whole ass multi million dollar career and an iconic friendship duo over a dude with a lazy eye. Tell me again why I should consider her a father? #callherdaddy

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

@marissaroe @callherdaddy @sofiafranklyn @alexandracooper Sofia and suitman can go fuck right the fuck off

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

@marissaroe I fucking hate you

[Steph P @Sttephanie___p]

This corona shit is getting serious & life too short so if we got beef or fell out I just want to say fuck you again from the bottom of my heart.

[sam fischer @samfischer52]

I think this crappy 2020 started when Friends was taken off Netflix just sayin it’s been ALL downhill since

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

@Peter ur mom a hoe

[Alexis Martin @aqmartinn]

Peters mom w the f u c k i n g eye roll

[Bachelor Party @BachPartyPod]

Peter: "Hannah Ann, I—"
Hannah Ann:

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

Barbara is every girls nightmare. A mother who refuses to hold her son accountable and chooses to speak down on any woman who doesn’t bow down to him and let him do whatever he wants. #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I am so tired of pretending like I don’t want to be a stay at home wife