Alan

I am now a movie shitposting account

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast ✍️🔥🔥🔥

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

doing the plot of no other choice to get an odyssey 70mm imax ticket

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina national team

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast Save it for the VOD review we going into the lab

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast Smh

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast noooo I’m down to play!

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast 🔥🔥🔥

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast steak juice lobster butter yada yada

[The RadicalDino @The_RadicalDino]

The evil and devious Netanyahu: "Oh boy! I love being an evil and devious genocidal dictator supported by the American Capital and Evangelical death cultists!"
Curtis Sliwa, ready to tackle him on the top of the Empire State Building under Mamdani's celestial decree:

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast @lolsunz @ca_shen98 I’m so vindicated thank u carl

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast Except the icebox comeback!

[Alan @aqtang]

@taromilktoast bænger

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

Whoever made this edit reveal yourself. You need proper adulation

[LeBrunson @Tchhala007]

We beat the maga allegations 😭

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

I feel like the fact that Jalen's dad played for the Knicks in the finals against the Spurs back in 1999 when Jalen was just two years old is legitimately under-appreciated.

What a dope NYC story.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

What Wemby saw when he was "in Mitch's head"