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[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

for *no particular reason* i am just mentally channeling the concept of a Cajun alligator lizardfolk in the direction of @WillingBlam ................ 🙏

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

If i may suggest a bird-based last name to @caldy: Caw-Cawdwell Tannager

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Damn Robbie should write fanfiction 🤣

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Dorian saw Beau and Yasha and was like "Ohhh ok height difference CAN work!"
#CriticalRoleSpoilers

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

What the fuck is this man? Who made fun of Elon while they had him blocked and caused this?

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Oh my god I didn't even realize... We're getting a reunion 🤣

[Shrugs @shrugsinchinese]

WAIT!!🖐️

They don’t love you like I love you ✨🎀

#criticalrolespoilers

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Like come on @OldSpice y'all started to roll out a refillable last year but it's no longer listed on your website and you cant get the refills??? WHAT'S THE POINT.

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Man why the fuck can't the big deodorant brands make their products with refillable packaging?? The cruncy hippy natural coconut oil shit DOES NOT WORK FOR ME and I just want to buy my normal toxic-ass drugstore shit without the huge plastic tube every time !!!!

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

I feel like it shows I've grown as a person that I dreamt I was having dinner with Henry Cavill (in a group) last night but I was upset about it and spent the whole time razzing him.

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Man fuck spam accounts for ruining the ancient art of DM sliding 😔 you just have to sit and watch your message rot away unread in a requests folder

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

This is so cool! So much to be excited about! This does not replace vaccines: think of it like a hyper effective invisible mask that can last 8 hours

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

Wondering if Scott Bakula has seen this...

[Them @them]

‘Lover of Men’ dives deep into a rumored love triangle between Lincoln, Mary Todd, and his friend Joshua Speed.
https://t.co/dcv1oeUeBz

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

What is a pesto if not an extremely finely chopped salad?

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Working in cosmetics retail really does a number on your work ethic bc there is no escaping the knowledge of how non-essential every single task you do is.

[August is trying their best 🌚 @aquamonstra]

@hungrybowtie Love a good vague aging process 😂

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@hungrybowtie Do you remember the rough age range of the kids? This is kind of ringing a bell possibly

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@MikeDrucker @lizzito_ Omg a similar thing happened at my school but it got handled by this group of students who had a ton of really well trained animal companions that you never saw them in the same place at the same time with? Also i think one of them had a blue deer? Only caught a glimpse once.

[Haley MacLean @haleyfax]

Reminder! If you see anyone complaining about a female samurai in Ghost 2 this means they did not play the first one (which also had a female samurai, Lady Masako!) so they are pretending to care about the franchise just to be misogynistic! Cheers!

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

If affordable housing is banned in 72% of residential areas in the City, how can we effectively address homelessness or housing affordability?

Most affordable housing is being built in working-class neighborhoods of color because of zoning restrictions: e.g. single-family zones.