Aran “Abilock” Clemmons

you‘ve seen me all over the city

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

If you're in the mood for some light afternoon reading, might I suggest perusing my catalogue of tweets?

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

In two weeks, I’m hosting a holiday comedy show in Brooklyn with @IraqWarLiker , that’s also scary and vaguely British for some reason!

Featuring a delightful lineup of Christmas spirits including
@dietz_meredith
@aran_ac
@RyanCiecwisz
And more!

https://t.co/2xhvjiOlwM

[Black Andrews? @snakesandrews]

Bringing something NEW to this comedy show/smash tournament tomorrow at the brick aux hosted by Bryant Denton featuring @aran_ac, @brians_profile, @noshjasser, and @realDANYANG

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

i don’t know about you, but if somebody changes their story about bombing a hospital multiple times, edits their social media posts, brags about doing it on other accounts in different languages, after saying they’ll do it over and over again, i think that they actually did it.

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

saddest story ever told :(

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

Tfw you shatter your hourglass of time and experience every age at once 😩

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

Being buried alive is one of my greatest fears, right next to catdog

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

I’ve been doing my part by downvoting comments on YouTube that I disagree with.

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

If the muppets pose no real threat then why did I once have a dream that they kidnapped my family

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

I love music

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

The only comedy show that is also a smash bros tournament (to my knowledge) is back tomorrow!

feat.
@DylanAdler6, @jordandeadsoon, @MrIanLockwood, @seeriej, Danielle Clarke Fisher, Anne Lim, James Wendt, and cohost @numberonetim!

https://t.co/rdMP5SJAGM

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Getting fucked doggy style:

“And he’s right behind me isn’t he? 😬”

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

My money is on whichever one gets ahold of the sword

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

Top 3 texts I received recently, ordered by preference

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

Forgot to take my hat off at my haircut again 😳

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

This is the thinking man’s The Thinker

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

@swampmonarchy I think that’s cool

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

@jordandeadsoon I want part ownership of your idea “weird guy in comedy sketch” please. I think it will make me lots of money

[Aran “Abilock” Clemmons @aran_ac]

🍄tomorrow🍄

Comedians will compete in teams in a super smash bros tournament and tell jokes 🎮😌💕

Hosted by me and @sheriadidthat

feat:
@theglennisshow & @realDANYANG
@K_A_N_D_E_L & @CharlieSosnick
@kevbot_etc & @swampmonarchy
@glo_inthecity & Aurea Young

❗️link in bio❗️