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notallrosesaeered🥀💐

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

Bro must tell us one day how he managed to pull this 😅

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

The Ebola patient has died

When he was brought in, relatives rushed in to see him

Ni Walalo. Oria and you know wao huwa communal,

And that is how my darlings , Ebola itawafikia

I know Mimi ni Malaya wa choo, mole et al

But hii Info ni LEGIT @HonAdenDuale

@WilliamsRuto

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

South Africans are laughing at the size of a Kenyan police station, so I went to look at what those skyscraper police stations are achieving.

40,475 reported rapes in one year. That is about 3,373 a month, 778 a week, 111 every day and nearly five every hour.

Basically, one reported rape every 13 minutes.

Maybe we should compare results, not buildings.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

We agree with you totally. Nobody is claiming you one bit. Now go on about your lives.

[mwende, 🦋 🌼 @mwendesworld]

How can you deal with a boyfriend mwenye anakula kula anyhow. Yes ako na pesa hana familia but siku nimeenda kwake huwa anakulanisha hadi namshangaa.

Lunch tunakula ugali nyama saa saba, saa nane anachukua yoghurt, kidogo kidogo anachukua biscuit, mara anakula queen cake, anafungua soda.

Yani before masaa ya supper ifike amekula mara kama kumi.
Yani huwa ananiboo na ni mtu ako 30yrs.
Mkikula breakfast saa mbili, immediately ashaanza kuuliza mtakula nini lunch yani mtu amefura ako na 80kgs amenonanisha na ni mfupi tumbo limejaa kujaa... 😄

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

You see how women go hard at girl bullies. That’s how we men must confront rapists and abusive men.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

STEREOTYPES ABOUT DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[chrisp_baecon @chrisp_baecon]

Niggas out here posing on the road sign like it’s the Eiffel Tower😂😂

[Unexpected Happiness🌹❤ @doris_mash]

hanzi “I will only reply to White people from South Africas, it is only fair to speak to the man of the house” ahhhh pabikwa ndatii🙌🏾😂😂

[Kuwa Strong @KuwaSTRNG]

You qualified for FIFA World Cup but we still have the same number of world cup trophies.
Plus we don't worship white people, that's why we gave America their first black president 🦅🇰🇪

[KASEE🇰🇪 @Kasee_22]

S.A schools

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Take a selfie here and we will surrender 😆

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

Xenophobia👍.

[Dr. Igor 🇿🇼 @DrMzimu]

At least we have a Homeland. You neither have a home, nor LAND. 🤣🤣🤣

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

-"We don't rate you enough to beef with you."
-"But your president is an uber driver mate."
-"We also don't rate him."

😭😭😭

[Lemon Ginger @lannix_1]

72% of SA agricultural land is owned by Whites. It is against our culture in Kenya to persecute the homeless.

[MJ ☭ ރ ⚢ 𓃰🔻📗 @m1sswrldgrrrl94]

Have a patient who’s an old 👴🏻 man and when he found out i’m kenyan he told me “he worked in kenya in the 70s”. I asked what made him move all the way to kenya for work and he said he was cia and helped smuggle weapons into Sudan

[ꨄ｡ @shadowesra]

I can't believe how he managed to go out with Dua Lipa and now with Emily Ratajkowski

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ni mbaya.😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 @Mavooma]

Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.