False Philosopher

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

@Kimuzi_ Morning,hatujalala

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

@CalebGirango Finya

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Just like electricity transmission cables in your country, our president is persona non grata.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

90% of your movies involve witchcraft practises. The remaining 10% is Ogwechuku falling in love with Chineke. Having dams without electricity is diabolical. Better athletes maybe night runners since there is no light at night. Having a refinery without refined English is irony.

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

@CalebGirango 😂

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

@CalebGirango He will be back in 12hrs

[Muriaso @muriaso]

South Africans have very weak immunity such that their president is used as the face of sick leaders!

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

@deputyneighbor @SelepePhilani Of course sickness is a serious issue

[Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 @ndusibeko7]

A child born in Kenya has a 50% chance of getting Kwashiorkor 😭😭

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

A country without independent talking about years other countries got independence

[Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 @ndusibeko7]

Bro, your country is useless. Did you know your country hasn't taken part in the FIFA world cup?

You got independence in the 60's wtf🤣🤣

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

But kenya is independent unlike our sick brothers

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Johannesburg was named after the surveyors who went looking for the Gold to plunder in South Africa. Johann Rissik and Johannes Joubert.

Its like calling Nairobi, O'Connor. The judge that sentenced Dedan Kimathi to death.

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

You were touring on a bus

[lol @Skinnybo3]

@amenya_nelson You guys are so obsessed with orania lol… here you go

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Sometimes I am convinced the whole of South Africa is a mental institution no way south Africa leads with
Highest HIV/AIDs globally
Highest rape culture in the world
Highest crime rate globally

South African even leads in unnecessary things like most famous Slum is soweto

[MonTana_Ke @KariukeyD]

The S in HIV/AIDS is for South Africa.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Good morning from the capital of Africa, Kenya to all land owners in Africa and of course squatters in their own land South Africans. (Assuming they didn't lose their phones to robbery last night)

[Josh @Josh001J]

South Africans want to start a twar with Kenyans. They have no idea that Kenya rules the internet globally? We don't like fighting with Sans but they should stay guided that Kenya is loved by every African country.

[False Philosopher @philosopherKE_]

We are bringing positive vibes only 😂

[Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 @ndusibeko7]

Lol Kenyans think they are cooking. The only thing they have on us is HIV. Absolutely nothing else

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

When you show your Visa at the South African border instead of ARVs

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

You also host HIV alone 💀