Alex Peterson

Recently failed the Voight-Kampff test!

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@RossKneeDeep I would suggest Argentina as a destination, they have a history of accommodating folks of that particular stripe.

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@ElonMuskNews47 8960

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@Wisdom_HQ If it’s just you and him the correct seat is 9, anything else is ostentatious, inconsiderate or a waste of time.

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@louay12503 @washingtonpost You should get that looked at.

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@Homeoffree61 Republican?

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I’ve been yelling, “https://t.co/rX9dE5AiyB” out of my car window whenever I see someone jogging while not listening to a podcast, thus hitting a demographic not yet saturated by your ads. Send me a check pls
@StampsCom

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Butts! #hotnonbinarysummer

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Authorities are responding to a shooting with multiple victims at a company in Smithsburg, Maryland. The situation is active, the sheriff's office says. https://t.co/nZ0zVxbYzW

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@MarkHamill It's like 8000 voices cried out, and were silenced.

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@JeffBryanDavis is @_danharmon in portland?

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@RyanBrowneArt Nice try, that's clearly a ferret.

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@PaulWurgisnacht @RyanBrowneArt Reowrph Dibny.

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@pdxalerts To be fair, he thought they were R Kelly shoes.

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My answers for the marry, fuck, kill game, in perpetuity:
Mike Pence, Mike Pence, Mike Pence.
#pride

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@pdxalerts

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@JordanPeele We all sort of assumed you did.

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@pdxalerts Clearly a scathing indictment of the efficacy of Mexican border walls AND Chinese tariffs.

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@stewart_ian @pdxalerts Obviously there are eleven more that you don't see.

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@JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy He looks like Doogie Howser's age appropriate attorney.

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@grimiestt #vaccineswork