Arch Nuel

No one dies a virgin because life screws us all

[Brokechester fan 💀 @zecojjj]

There is your LB/CB signing

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis:

"The new stadium in east Naples will hold 70,000 seats. The Maradona must be destroyed, we pay 2 million per year to use it. Don't ask about Spalletti, managers are just employees"

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Justice for Antony Ochieng!! The guy who was arrested by DCI officers from Kasarani Police Station in Githurai is dead. The police have claimed that he died in a road accident, but we know the people who last saw him alive were the police.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

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[OB @CFC_OBED]

Many will not agree but every Chelsea fan panicked at this moment. Everyone gave up

[Nazia Kazi @NaziaKaziTweets]

Remember at Obama’s second inauguration when Lupe Fiasco performed his lyrics, “Glenn Beck is a racist, Limbaugh is a racist, Gaza Strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. That’s why I ain’t vote for him…” and was escorted off stage?

[She⚖️🇰🇪 @KhaleeseeM]

Huko Kakamega Kuna war Kati ya governor na Wakili Walubengu😭(They are neighbours btw)Governor aliita wakili an embarrassment to the legal profession, Wakili fake, coz he's supporting Sifuna
Wakili naye ametoa a CCTV Video ya governor akienda kwa waganga 2021 awin elections🤣😭

[LPC @landpalestine]

DoorDash spent over $1M to try and stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC Mayor

Zohran just got DoorDash to pay $131.5M in settlement fees to workers they stole wages

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Anti-Semitic allegations in 3…2…1–

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

This is objectively a hilarious twist and it explains a lot

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kenyan refs kusafiri na away team kuelekea match venue😂😂

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

Apparently, “building a man” means sleeping with him while he’s broke.😂

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Friendly fire

[Formula🌵 @_1realFormula]

George Weah already did it for Africa. You’re not going to get that sympathy votes

[slave morality enjoyer 🕊️ @ilikeadamsmith]

the only time they managed to wring a performance out of that dude and it's bc he was actively falling in love with his costar and didn't need to act lmao

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

This is literally the most accurate tweet ever.

[Obaino @iamdpassword]

People seeing Mahershala Ali agree that Kevin Feige "should feel like a giant failure" over Blade don't realize how much of his life Marvel actually wasted

He pitched the film in 2019.
He spent a full year doing sword and martial arts training until he blew his knee out.
He uprooted his whole family to Atlanta waiting on production.

And he had to turn down dozens of lead roles for 5 years because Marvel held his schedule.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Never wrong, just early.

[♡Lebo♡ @SyntaxSavvyy]

Botswana activists once asked WFC to tweet about 13-year-old Tshepiso, who died by suicide after being raped, but they refused. SA women defended them, saying they needed money just to post. That’s when I realised they’re more loyal to an organisation than to the actual movement.

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Utume usitume, she will still be drilled. Women never say NO to "better" offers