Arch Nuel

No one dies a virgin because life screws us all

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Anti-Semitic allegations in 3…2…1–

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

This is objectively a hilarious twist and it explains a lot

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kenyan refs kusafiri na away team kuelekea match venue😂😂

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

Apparently, “building a man” means sleeping with him while he’s broke.😂

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Friendly fire

[Formula🌵 @_1realFormula]

George Weah already did it for Africa. You’re not going to get that sympathy votes

[slave morality enjoyer 🕊️ @ilikeadamsmith]

the only time they managed to wring a performance out of that dude and it's bc he was actively falling in love with his costar and didn't need to act lmao

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

This is literally the most accurate tweet ever.

[Obaino @iamdpassword]

People seeing Mahershala Ali agree that Kevin Feige "should feel like a giant failure" over Blade don't realize how much of his life Marvel actually wasted

He pitched the film in 2019.
He spent a full year doing sword and martial arts training until he blew his knee out.
He uprooted his whole family to Atlanta waiting on production.

And he had to turn down dozens of lead roles for 5 years because Marvel held his schedule.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Never wrong, just early.

[♡Lebo♡ @SyntaxSavvyy]

Botswana activists once asked WFC to tweet about 13-year-old Tshepiso, who died by suicide after being raped, but they refused. SA women defended them, saying they needed money just to post. That’s when I realised they’re more loyal to an organisation than to the actual movement.

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Utume usitume, she will still be drilled. Women never say NO to "better" offers

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Matt Law says there is a possibility of Chelsea expanding Cobham and naming a training ground sponsor.

[Güey @ElJackOff]

The Indian chats are working overtime to try to rebrand & be accepted in the U.S., after being bullied nonstop.

They’re even offering up their women to white men in exchange for a crumb of acceptance. Pathetically Sad.

[Ⓔ𝔈🇦🇱 @ErviRMA]

If if if if if

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

A girl made a post and said men who pee on the road are rapist, a guy reacted to the video and she called him a rapist.

The guy threatened to sue her and she immediately deleted the video and since then she has stopped posting about feminism.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This why you not a villain u letting a lil pussy distract you from the main goal

[Big J @BigJ16633]

Bad Bunny on Kendall Jenner:
“Everyone knows she has more money than I do. That was never a problem. I accepted it from the start.
Then she started asking for $500,000 every week. I told her I couldn’t afford that, and that love shouldn’t be measured by how much money someone can give.
She didn’t see it that way. She left, then ended it over text.
I never thought money would be why we lost each other.”

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

A woman will be celebrated for divorcing her husband because he didn't drop everything he was doing to take the trash out within 15 milliseconds of her asking, but a man isn't allowed to divorce a woman who murders his children.

[Rohit Rajeev @keralista]

I appreciate Criscitello's comments. Atleast now we straight out know there is a campaign targetting Amorim and Milan and it has nothing to do with footballing reasons and straight out Xenophobia.