Mr. Archie

Thoughts expressed herein are mine alone and do not reflect the views of my employer, my church or my local barbershop! RTs not endorsements.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Has the president been hacked?👀

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Lemiso @Lemiso]

@AmbokoJH Has this sailed through or failed?

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Destroy them Amorim!

[AC Milan @acmilan]

Welcoming our new head coach, Rúben Amorim ✍️

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Liam Neeson?🤔

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Congratulations to Spurs legend Cliff Jones, who has been awarded an MBE for his services to Welsh football! 🏅

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

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[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

🚨 UPDATE: 8 people charged in Sex Ring “Underground Bunker” for Paying adults to Rape their Children and Pets — Ages 3-16. Trial delayed as mom pleads guilty and flips on co-defendants

In Bibb County, Alabama, eight suspects ran a sex trafficking ring out of an underground bunker where children as young as 3 were drugged, bound, and raped with adults paying to abuse them.

Animals were also targeted.

Rebecca Brewer and mother of some of the victims, pleaded guilty to sexual torture and nine counts of first-degree kidnapping. As part of the deal she agreed to testify against the other seven defendants.

The trial for the remaining suspects has been delayed while the case expands, including a federal investigation into at least one of them.

These monsters turned their own kids and pets into victims for profit.

How long will it take for every last one of them to face real justice?

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

A foreseeable, avoidable incident.

Lakini @KURAroads will act shocked

[The PR Maverick @alexowiti]

#TrafficUpdate Kingara has been blocked by a truck that rolled over the road. Use alternative routes!

[kante's_energy @Chelsea_default]

@OmbeniSheshe How do you even buy a car battery at naivas? Like ziko kwa shelf and you just pick unaweka kwa trolley?

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Your reminder that education is important.

Take your child to school so that 1 day they dont take a mic and talk gibberish

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

''Canteen za shule zifungwe kwa sababu ndizo zinauza viberiti za kuchoma shule''-President Ruto's aide, Farouk Kibet, proposes a solution to the recent wave of school fires.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Well deserved!

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has been named the Premier League player of the season 🚨

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

@IanECox They already have!

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Simon Makonde, born on a Monday
Nominated on a Tuesday
Sworn in on a Wednesday

Buried on…

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Former Industrialisatoin CS, Adan Abdulla Mohamed, has been sworn in as the new Commissioner General of the Kenya Revenue Authority.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Uganda needs more tarmac!

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Subaru bois behave the same everywhere

[Ministère de la Sécurité - Togo @MSPC_TOGO]

LE TOGO SUPPRIME LE VISA POUR TOUS LES AFRICAINS !

Le Togo franchit une étape historique dans le renforcement de l’intégration africaine. Désormais, tous les ressortissants des États africains détenteurs d’un passeport national valide peuvent entrer sur le territoire togolais sans visa, pour un séjour allant jusqu’à 30 jours.

À travers cette réforme majeure, le Président du Conseil réaffirme sa volonté de faire du Togo un espace d’ouverture, de mobilité, d’opportunités et de coopération au cœur du continent africain.

Les voyageurs doivent toutefois effectuer leur déclaration de voyage sur la plateforme officielle https://t.co/CsFa9PI7k2 au moins 24 heures avant leur arrivée afin d’obtenir leur bordereau de voyage.
Le Togo confirme ainsi son leadership en matière d’intégration régionale et de rapprochement des peuples africains.

#Togo
#Afrique
#integration
#Libre
#panafricanism
#voyage
#cooperation

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

Opiyo Wandayi. Strong contender for Clown Conference of the year!

Nigger was clenching so hard as he lied 😂

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

"1 in 4 bladder cancer patients are women..."

This was the most useful way they saw to write this stat?!? Useless 🚮

[World Bladder Cancer Patient Coalition @WorldBladderCan]

🔍 Most people do not know the symptoms of bladder cancer until it affects them or someone they love. Yet when detected early, bladder cancer can be highly treatable.
This Month, help us spread awareness about symptoms like blood in urine and the importance of acting early.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

This eagle rebirth myth needs to end. Every half-baked life coach perpetuating this lie should be treated with extreme caution ⚠️

[Hon Lee Kinyanjui @GovLeeKinyanjui]

By the time the eagle attains forty years, its body is weak and no longer fit for purpose. The beak becomes soft and unable to tear its prey, while the talons weaken, making it difficult to pounce and lift its catch. The feathers also become overgrown and heavy, further complicating flight.

With these challenges, survival is at risk. And tough choices are required.

To buy a new lease of life, the eagle retreats to a faraway place. It hits its beak against a rock until it breaks, sheds its talons to allow fresh growth, and finally plucks its feathers, enduring the harsh elements while awaiting new, lighter feathers to grow.

During the sojourn, many rumours make the rounds. Some say it died, while others say it was eaten. But the eagle remains silent.

After the sojourn, the eagle flies back home energised, renewed, and focused.

Have a good evening, Nakuru.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

I love how there was zero blame on this peculiar habit of littering.

[███████ 🇵🇸 @hotshotcreative]

Honestly @KURAroads needs to wake up.

A simpo blocked culvert at Skyway mall on Langata road is what is causing all that water to flow on the road to the Mbagathi-Mai Mahiu-Langata road roundabout.

[Mr. Archie @ArchieMasha]

These self-proclaimed pan-Africanists should stop lecturing us on how to be African 🚮

[Farida Bemba Nabourema @Farida_N]

This may be the first time non-French-speaking Africans are witnessing the full depth of French presidential condescension, but for us it has always been this way. Nicolas Sarkozy walked into a room full of university students in Dakar in 2007 and declared that “ the African man had not yet entered history”.
Emmanuel Macron asked Roch Marc Christian Kaboré, the then president of Burkina Faso, to go fix the air conditioning for him during a 2017 press conference, then proceeded to publicly humiliate Tshisekedi in the DRC in 2020.

These are not isolated moments of poor judgment. They are a pattern. The infantilisation of Africans is not a failure of one French presidential character. It is a feature of French presidential culture, so deeply embedded in the relationship between France and its former colonies that these men cannot suppress it even when the cameras are running and the entire world is watching.

They were never trained to see us as equals. And it shows, every single time, without exception, regardless of which French president occupies the room.