India, I'm not asking you to follow Me in real life. I know you already have 33 crore gods and you're not looking for one more. I just want you to follow Me on Twitter because there's 1.34 billion of you and no one in the West believes in Me anymore and I'm very, very needy.
WAYS TO CLOSE A WORK EMAIL:
-LETS TOUCH BASE LATER
-I WILL CIRCLE BACK AT EOD
-LETS HAVE A SYNC ABOUT THIS
WAYS YOU CANNOT:
-HAVE A GREAT SUMMER
-EVERY MOMENT I AM IN THIS OFFICE IS PAIN
-IF ANYBODY SEES BONES IN THE BATHROOM IT IS NOT BECAUSE I ATE ANOTHER TOILET CHICKEN
Pumped for the #NASCARPlayoffs on Sunday @MonsterMile? Us too!
But first, check out what happens when @Blaney, Paul & Sasquatch walk out to the racetrack! 🏁
Official Dr. Wisdom:
'You might not be depressed, you might just be not happy. Anyone that's happy all the time has something wrong with them.'
Fair enough.
that moment when u don't fully understand something but you decide to explain it to someone else anyway and as ur bullshitting you suddenly understand your own explanation and your BS turns into perceptive truth
that's called bullshitspiration
be fearless.it turns shit to gold