🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭

Not Impersonating.

[🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭 @Ard_en6]

Every year there is a chosen white boy where ao3 authors fill truckloads of angst fics about

[ZTTW @ZtDstar]

Sometimes you have to stop explaining yourself to people who have already decided to misunderstand you. Protecting your peace is more important than proving your worth.

[Mighty @mightyishere]

the stage i'm at...
me and insomnia ought to be friends.

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

some people are only attractive until they start talking.😭

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

During flu season, my ex-girlfriend made me submit to a mandatory forearms-to-fingertips hand sanitizing protocol before I was allowed to touch her face, despite me having zero symptoms. I ended up writing a whole persuasive argument just to get a kiss on the cheek. Golden standard of hygiene, hope she's doing great now.

[Tosin @justosinszn]

Is it really too much to ask to fall in love and have a cute little necklace my person gave me, wear it every day, fidget with it constantly, and randomly think, ‘Yeah, that’s my person.

[sley @sley_Xk]

pray against the spirit of sudden problems that arise whenever you receive money

[𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐀 @lumaofficial_]

to be a responsible man is not easy

[KΔDE @kadereign]

You ever have so much to do that you end up doing absolutely nothing because you don't even know where to start?

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

Nigga got trust issues and a sense of humor. Dangerous combination.

[STiLL ThugGin🚶🏿‍♂️ @thugthugger101]

my future has to be bigger than my past

[SA MI @ONL1SAMI]

A n!gga will listen to one song repeatedly because it understands him better.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Will u be mad if I already made u w*t by robbing my d*ck ontop your p*ssy and didn't do any thing?

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

every family’s first millionaire is just one stubborn nigga away.

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Weed is legal but my ex is still walking free. Priorities, government?

[Blame @Blame1w]

Is there anywhere yall do not smoke weed ? Like damn I should not have to walk my kid thru a marijuana cloud before school, because you couldn’t get your fix before you had to leave light that shit in the car !

[✨ @preshyung019]

"dont call her "hot",
call her "beautiful”.
She's woman , not a cup of tea
~ Tom Holland

Nah my baby girl love be call hot 🥵

[Liz.🐞 @elizabxtthh]

I just want someone to be completely enamored with me in every way, without putting me on a pedestal or turning me into some fantasy. I want to be fully understood and still loved as a whole person. I want security, respect, and the freedom to remain myself. I don’t believe love should require constant sacrifice. I want two complete people choosing to coexist, complementing each other without needing to complete each other. And honestly, I don’t think that’s asking for too much.

[𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚♡︎ @Lillyvibes95]

I was prepared for a fight and it took a turn 😂

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

men be like “you only want me for my money” ngga what money 😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionaires don’t work a billion times harder than teachers or farmers. You don’t earn a billion dollars through hard work. That money comes from the ruthless exploitation of underpaid labor, where a small group of billionaires amasses grotesque, unjustifiable fortunes.