Arden

damn earth go hard

[Arden @ardenrobert]

Dwight left the office and had a blast @getfreakydeaky @FreakyDeakyFam

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

"You're always drinking wine" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my spotify wrapped this year

[emma 🐞 TGD DENVER N1 & N2 @rwylemma]

me crossing the us/canada border next weekend being asked "what is the purpose of your visit?"

[day @balladofsongs]

me after reading finnick’s death scene for the first time

[AB @AlannaBennett]

So jealous of my cat today, she has no idea what a president is. This is the reward she was given in exchange for giving up her ability to decide when it’s time to eat.

[The Vampire Coco @cocovonnoctem]

aussie vampire, call that Naursferatu

[Duolingo @duolingo]

fluent in yappanese

[Arden @ardenrobert]

@Julaymae

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

this is my official Supreme Court Reaction Tweet:

[Sofi @Sofidicecosas]

I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@pellicott1 Plz don’t sass me before 9:30 i need time to process being alive

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"are u okay?" absolutely not but I'm funny

[aarøn. @ayroned]

playing the national anthem in front of england

[Arden @ardenrobert]

@Julaymae

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Whoever said “Money doesn’t make you happier” never went to TJ Maxx and spent $25 while drinking an iced coffee

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

people always tell me "you are so pretty, why don't you have a boyfriend?" and I think that's so rude to say because obviously its my personality