Ardita Neziri

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake has the most small penis energy ive seen from a dude with an elephant trunk. it actually makes no sense.

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

I manifested this. @NSYNC

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

Someone needs to get @NSYNC ‘s reunion tour on the books before one of their first knee replacements. I’m looking at you Chris.

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

Honestly I’m gonna be late to my own funeral

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

Harry for real said to me “you’re not a girl, you’re a mom.”

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

My 4th time retweeting myself. @mulaney, cmon man. @audible_com

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

My whole quarantined experience would be so much better if @mulaney had an audible narration of the Twilight books.

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

look at her 😭😭😭 even she can’t believe she went from side chick to queen 😭

[🍒 @chxrrybeez]

me after calling my sister gay for listening to metallica

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

@IngeKika Everyone’s broke and uses credit cards lol

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

Me to my son: “I’m going to twirl your curls onto a fork like ramen noodles and eat them.”

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Do children actually *like* Mickey Mouse or do they just know that he's powerful

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

I need to burn my high school yearbooks before my kids learn to read

[🍒 @chxrrybeez]

@arditaneziri , talking abt her 2 y/o son: “fuck, im gonna have to buy him hot wheels clothes. and you know whats after hot wheels clothes? nascar clothes. im going to kill myself.”

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

My nieces always come over and ask for “big shirts” to sleep in. They’re just my regular shirts tho

[🍒 @chxrrybeez]

haven’t mentioned being albanian for 5 minutes and almost went through withdrawals @arditaneziri

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

@saracuda_ Stop lmaoooo

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

Literally the most interesting thing about me is that I haven’t had Covid yet.

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

How many times do I have to say this before it happens

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

I said what I said.

[🍒 @chxrrybeez]

my grandpa told my grandma he was gonna take her somewhere special to eat then pulled up at arbys and she paid

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

I said what I said.

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

My whole quarantined experience would be so much better if @mulaney had an audible narration of the Twilight books.

[Ardita Neziri @arditaneziri]

@awsten @waterparks

[🍒 @chxrrybeez]

hello to the FANDOM please don’t have a TANTRUM @awsten @waterparks