saranda 🌞

I just want someone to call me daddy.

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

Hanging out with nurses is boring, like I don’t care about the ultimatum u just gave ur bf, Brenda. I miss hanging out with my server peeps who would do bumps of coke in the bathroom and try to fuck the line cooks.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

He is Grisen

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

@smilli_sam Omg hammy let’s gooooo

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I give adoption papers to people blocking Planned Parenthood.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

@arditaneziri @IngeKika Right, it’s not real money, it’s next months problem

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

How am I gunna be homesick 1 hour away from Milwaukee lmfaooo

[matty @poastsbymatt]

man i love dunkaroos

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

Y’all my downstairs neighbor is so sexy AND HE HAS A GARDEN 👀👀🥵🤤

[manny @mannyfidel]

bold of fox news to make biden look sick as hell

[emma :o @3mmaL3yva]

i look at my friends locations like they’re my little sims

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

@836LS Lmfaoooo how did I not know thattt, I felt like I never knew anyone else who cried too.

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

It’s so embarrassing that I tear up when I laugh too much. I think it’s my body’s way of reminding me that no matter how happy I am, I’m still a cry baby bitch lmfaoooo

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

@helloayeb Omg thank u, I love that there’s a welcoming committee

[QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen]

Just a little something to take the edge off

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

“hot girl summer”

[saranda 🌞 @saracuda_]

There’s something so sexy about a bald dude, like a lil cue ball head n shit 🥵

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Ouch

[301n Al3x4nd3R @eoinalexxander]

“He’s going into a K hole someone play Kate Bush”