isJolTz

Bios are hard. Life is hard. Just smile :)

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@mattxiv Tired of winning

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@Razorfur Morning! Youre up earlier than me, have a good one.

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@RealCGriff Ragebait, we have two different beaches along the lakefront and you just took a pic of the trail.

[isJolTz @areCynic]

Hilarious that they're using season 1 Omni-man, who was known to ethnically cleanse anyone in the population that was a threat to his race's galactic dominance.

Fuck billionaires

[Destroyer of Bad Takes (Emeritus) @_Credible_Hulk]

Defeat progressive inequality obsession with this one question

[isJolTz @areCynic]

So Adobe doesn't deserve money, signed up for a free trial to test a product for someone and they auto-enrolled me to pay for an adobe AI assistant plan without mentioning it as a separate billing. Nice one, try making your products run faster, maybe then you'll make money.

[Aeris (puppygirl film lover) @TGirlCigSlut]

Despite how many famous deaths there have been recently you really dont get a lot of famous last words these days so it does feel really special that we got to hear "counting or not counting gang violence"

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@hasanthehun He had a WoW character called "krakmonkey" before he was forced to rename it. Of course he's a racist edgelord.

[isJolTz @areCynic]

Can US citizens request a habeus corpus order for a sitting senator? Like no joke, this is insane.

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Scoundrel @SoakUpThe_Sun]

Every min wage job I’ve ever had: “You shouldn’t just be standing around there’s always something to do”

Every white collar job I’ve ever had: “Yeah sorry we don’t have much for you to do this week. Just make sure you’re available in case we need you”

[shaurya @shauseth]

python is basically a language for importing stuff from real programming languages

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Hey, champ...you're gonna need this.

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@Vespher Gratz dude! Fun to watch the prog.

[Vespher @Vespher]

HE'S DEAD! Full party finder prog LETS GO NA WOOOOOO

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

Haven’t really been keeping up with the World Cup when do the Zanarkand Abes play

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@Lucas_Shaw one piece had the shortest break between seasons... you can't tell me there is no correlation.

[isJolTz @areCynic]

@idiotpeach Not the bears, you will be disappointed.

[Adrian Campos 𒉭 @FrieNDA_2]

The game industry is so fucking back

[DSA @DemSocialists]

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.