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she/her

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

A brand new sentence just dropped

[Stallion Hub @stallion_hub]

Megan Thee Stallion via TikTok Story

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Uma Thurman has done great service to society as a crossword clue

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

every time i am somewhere and american girl by tom petty comes on it means it was specifically for me to hear it

[meredith @midi_wizard]

some at this restaurant is talking about American Psycho but keeps calling him Jason Bateman

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

And this is why US Love Island cannot compete because it doesn’t compare

[🧙🏻‍♀️ @aregularjam]

WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!

[Netflix @netflix]

Sharpen your skates! ICEBREAKER, a new series based on the New York Times best-selling novel by Hannah Grace, is coming to Netflix.

A competitive figure skater and a college hockey captain develop an unexpected partnership when a facilities mishap forces them to share the same rink...

[amy is suffering @folkloreamy]

when i’m not listening to the new olivia album i am thinking about it

[noor °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @winter_rosiee]

unironically, the phrase “If I look back I am lost” has kept me from spiraling so many times. Daenerys I love you so much

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[myo 🧸 #core4fc @cinnomng1rl]

queer love island would somehow be worst than the queer season of are you the one and they was in there having 8 ppl orgy’s

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

LI production better not fuck my shit up when it’s time for casa amor. that shit they pulled last year was utter woke nonsense

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

a lot of taylor swift's lyrics just suffer from clunky translation. they're actually quite haunting in the original Simlish

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

[marcy @marcyq300]

aquela cena da Fleabag onde ela diz que precisa de alguém decidindo tudo por ela porque ela sente que faz tudo errado

[beyoncé gifs 🎸 @beygifz]

happy 3rd anniversary to this video

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

At what age do you finally accept that you’re not a great undiscovered actress

[Gideon Dean @gideondeanradio]

can someone hang out w this girl