Anna Evenstad

| soup aficionado | wannabe wino | certified granola | dftba |

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New #StrangerThings really turned it up to 11, huh

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@jess_stadler Yaaaaaassss

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This isn’t an Onion headline or satire. So pro life they’ll kill you…? Make it make sense

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Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for abortion https://t.co/TcyPyK7kre

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Watching the Met Gala livestream while getting @Gap sale email notifications really puts things in perspective, eh

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@jess_stadler @headandtheheart New album drops tomorrow! Wish I had tour tickets this summer 😭😭

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Can’t wait for more @headandtheheart tomorrow 💙

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Watch the door tomorrow just be Yellowpage ads for plumbers @youarehome

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@youarehome It’s the flamboyance for me

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@jess_stadler Dammit

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What is in retrograde 🙃

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@Twitter This is the cruelest April Fools joke yet 🤦🏼‍♀️

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But can you say @youarehome if the kettle isn’t on for a cuppa? This promo has been an absolutely remarkable thing

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@Harry_Styles what are you doing, it's coffee launch day! HOLD OFF A MOMENT!

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@youarehome Oh hi, Jake

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@jess_stadler It’s always good being reminded there is more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking

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@jess_stadler I was just thinking of this the other day 😂😂 I don’t have any on my phone though but I’ll find some

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@jess_stadler Don’t threaten me with a good time

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Holy shit…

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@jess_stadler May the odds be ever in your favor

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@RudyGiuliani “Your honor, I submit ‘Exhibit A’ which clearly demonstrates the importance of the Oxford comma”