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they’re putting AI in my top ten tornado videos and i’m always falling for it like

[santhosh @happyoffering]

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@happyoffering you when i kept fucking up the tiktok in the heat

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@happyoffering i haven’t heard that name in a while🚬

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@happyoffering i find it sweet that she sent it 4min into your birthday😭😭she was being hella strict with him

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@happyoffering it’s actually just you like someone put a reverse on the etsy curses

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no one talks about the value of a thin sharp pointy thing like i’m in situations all the time where i need one

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call me big pharma the way i’m spreading ssri propaganda

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@nick_chappy hurt people hurt people

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something about acoustic guitar pisses me off

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brazilian phonk makes me feel like i’m in a mr. beast video

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horses are way too big

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everytime i have to reset my password at an inopportune time i want to kill myself a little bit

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@HambinoThegr8 it reveals so much about a person

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why is everything always embarrassing

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the amount of times i’m late to work purely because of shitting astounds me

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i’m finally seeking therapy and it’s so embarrassing to admit it was because of a work sponsored mental health presentation

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manic pixie coworker where im always late and work spontaneously based on my vibe for the day

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me and evil quesadilla (7 toppings) with my prescription sunglasses bc i left my normal glasses at the bar

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties