Some Drunk Veteran

I drink, and I know things.

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

So...the Special Military Operation has officially lasted longer than the Great Patriotic War. It's almost like the Soviet Union didn't win by itself, and your current friends aren't worth a shit. Fuck off, Vatniks

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @shoe0nhead Fuck's sake...

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

Lolz, y'all ain't ready for this. Think Generation Kill, but with aliens, sex, sex with those aliens, and things that go on in Marine barracks. You'll never want to thank a serviceman again...

[Tripp @Trippwrites]

Signed the shopping agreement for Smokepit Fairytales today.
No, we’re not on screen yet, but the gears are turning, and Hollywood just willingly opened the door to my bullshit. Pray for them.

https://t.co/mTPO6u0alI

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites Fucking weeb

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @IntroOfCoffee For me, personally, it's amazing to me that people forget October 7th happened and we saw a Jewish holiday being created in real time. Like, you don't schwack and kidnap over 1000 people without some serious fucking consequences

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@TLCplMax Lemme tell you about Smokepit Fairytales...

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

Ayatollah deez nutz, Iran

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

Shit like this is why I don't brag about my pipe-laying abilities or lack thereof. Learn to undersell, Iran

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Hey. Did that big surprise from Iran happen yet? They said tonight… I keep messaging them and asking but i get left on “read.”

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @Arabofzion I always tell people. These guys fought Saddam's military in a decade-long stalemate war. And we defeated Saddam's military within weeks on two separate occasions

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

Rest in peace, Tomcats. It's a shame you had to die serving Iran. You deserved better...

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

Can a Russian bot engage me? Please. I'm bored. Ukraine wiped out a quarter of your bomber fleet. You guys suck. Fight me

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Dakota_Meyer @SecDef You're gonna hate it, bro. Trust me

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites It's amazing how often people forget that you can, get this, actually survive a nuclear bombing...

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites Like @Fat_Electrician says, our greatest battleships are museums now whilst Germany's and Japan's are the shittiest submarines

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @caspervandien @DinaMeyer

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @caspervandien @DinaMeyer

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites @stavridisj Lolz, "you don't use artillery in a street fight". I'm guessing homie here never heard of the Warsaw Uprising or the battle of Berlin

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@Trippwrites I didn't know Bob fucking Saget directed it until I saw it again a couple years ago. Blew my fucking mind

[Some Drunk Veteran @argarrett88]

@VikingRobVWO @Trippwrites bruh...