Tom Clark

Argyle, Airdrieonian, Lottie Lover. Political Nut.🧐 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 British & European. Heed the warning from 1930’s Europe, it’s happening to the world in 2020’s.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

Gets better. Very funny.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

Genius

[Mary-Ann Russon @concertina226]

Two weeks ago I booked tickets to see @CountBinface performing live in London, which seemed like a quirky fun thing to do 🗑️

Then Nigel Farage and the media furore happened, and somehow I randomly ended up being the only journalist in the audience last night at the sold-out gig (many journalists had begged to attend to no avail, apparently) 😅

The veteran journalist John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar interviewed him live on stage in the style of Jeremy Paxman and then it was opened up to the floor.

Overall, it was a very funny gig - John Harvey seemed to view the whole week is rather surreal. I think some of the best material he’d planned for the gig he’d already used on air, so he was literally ad-libbing satire on the spot based on what questions he was asked, which is pretty impressive given that the room was also not air-conditioned and so we were all sweating in close quarters for an hour and 20 minutes.

I also met one of his supposed supporters, who has been funding him at the rate of £3 a month for the last 15 years 💷 (in answer to the, “who is funding him?” question)

Here are some gems from the night 💎:

- Count Binface clearly really detests Nigel Farage

- Count Binface pledges to put David Attenborough on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square

- On the topic of AI stealing creative content and taking over our jobs, Count Binface wants to “stop the bots!” and thinks we should break into OpenAI chief executive Sam Altman’s house in the middle of the night steal his DNA to create a “Sam Altman AI”

- Count Binface admits he is “weak on uncontrolled immigration” given that he is an alien that travelled to Earth to stand as a joke candidate, but he says that he is holding back the rest of the spaceships from invading Earth 🚀

- However he did admit that he is an intergalactic space warrior who is bent on dominating mankind (I’m kind of up in the air about whether Clacton should vote for him now)

- The Count Binface helmet does come with some sort of cooling device, but sadly he left it in the dressing room last night before the gig 🫠

- Overall Count Binface said that he just really cares about democracy, and he doesn’t think we should count on him to become a member of Parliament or any other kind of statesmen. In fact, he would like to get only *just* enough votes to prevent Farafe from being elected.

- He just feels it’s important for the public to have the option to spoil their vote in order to express displeasure at current policies and politicians

- And John Sweeney has challenged Nigel Farage to submit for a live onstage interview (highly unlikely, methinks)

P.S. Do get in contact if you would like to use any of the images and videos that I captured last night. Yes, I do need to be paid, legal action will be taken if you use it without permission 😊

#CountBinface #JohnHarvey #NigelFarage #JohnSweeney #Clactonbyelection #UKpolitics

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@andrea_ser71488 Anonymous poster talking Far Right bollocks.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@DrMatthewSweet That is a brilliant question. Money laundering you mean???

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@PaulSchleifer @Nigel_Farage Reform are properly rattled.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@PaulSchleifer @Nigel_Farage What I love about this. Is Farage / Reform know how politics work more than anyone. It’s all about the look of this. It’s all about perception.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@Ipsos_in_the_UK @CountBinface

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

Hi all. If you’re a Clacton resident. Would you my telling me, what Nigel Farage has done for the local residents.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@StennerMax I think your underestimating the British voters. Farage has done nothing for Clacton. Majority of semi intelligent voters can see what he’s done. Point Binface has been extremely funny in interviews. And if it gives a bloody nose, to Farage cos he thought he was clever…………

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@Parody_PM Oops

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@Jon72626William @DamianLow3 You are a Wnker simple ass. For posting this.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@Block9Podcast Meh

[Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 @martindvz]

They call it GB News to make it sound patriotic.

It’s owned by Australians.

It’s based in the Dubai tax haven

It’s managed by New Zealanders.

The only British bit are the fools watching.

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Hands up if you think there should be a BBC Question Time Claction by-election special.

Nigel Farage Vs Count Binface.
#bbcqt

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

If Binface wins it will confirm 2 things The British people don't like corrupt politicians and we have a sense of humour.

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@DamianLow3 Maybe cynical maybe paranoid, cos that’s in their nature. Also, it’s a very FR / Putin/ Trump tactic, to start to discredit any opposition,

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@BasedMillwaII @DaleVince Apologies to @CountBinface it’s Sigma IX

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@BasedMillwaII @DaleVince And there’s me thinking Count Binface really is from Sigma 3, and an alien wants to interfere with British politics. (Bit like Musk really).
CB has exposed the farce that Farage has created, and in the process made me laugh out loud. 😹

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@SteveParkerCogD @nw_nicholas @CountBinface Done it!

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@SteveParkerCogD @nw_nicholas @CountBinface Can we have a sticker for our Bins with @CountBinface saying 99p for 99’s holding an Ice Cream and flake?

[Tom Clark @argyle1886]

@CountBinface Hi leader of Sigma IX I’ve quickly designed this for my wheelie bin. Hope you don’t mind!

@BBCNews @SkyNews @mattforde @Nigel_Farage @haveigotnews @nw_nicholas