arham ansari

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

notice how we say "man" whenever we're disappointed

[suri @suricidal]

the uk is donating £15 million to pakistan to help flood victims as if that’s gonna help at all 😭 maybe they could return more of the money that they stole from us during the colonisation of the subcontinent idk !

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

@sarahnawazkhan Samosa

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

@sarahnawazkhan Kinda like my name 😵‍💫

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

Recruiter: I saw your profile and think you would be the most perfect best candidate ever

Me: *applies*

Company: declined.

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

I will officially be using the delta variant as an excuse to get out of plans again. Thank you and have a great day.

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

What is pollen????? and why are we all allergic to it?????

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

Me with my antidepressants

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Is this thing on

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

@jsaggg why is this us.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Happy Colin Kaepernick Appreciation Day!

[Black ✊🏾Lives 💁🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️👼🏽 Matter 🖤 @Blmtrain]

If you gon post Bernie sitting make sure you got the right picture of him...

[The steak from The Devil Wears Prada @akaalex98]

@tinnkky

[Crab Rangoon Connoisseur @NapsPartTime]

Hey trumpers, as of 2 minutes ago, Biden IS your president. If you don’t like it, you can leave. Or whatever y’all said 4 years ago💅🏻

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

AQUARIUS STAND UP😈♒️

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

It’s really time for everyone to admit Aquarius is the best sign 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Her name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.

[arham ansari @arhamansari_]

@AOC release your Spotify wrapped

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

what if all of my systems are nervous