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Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

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i am deceased

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@swanhoneymoon IYKYK

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I wanted to quote this and say it was dumb but then I realized which account posted it and I think it goes without saying now

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Life is meant to be more than this

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@AlexNoonan6 Only thing worse : building something for an auditor 😂

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@AlexNoonan6 they should give me a billion just bc

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@NamesAreHard52 😂😂😂 it’s hard work typing an email after ur 12 hr lunch break I guess

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I rlly want to know what scrum masters even do after the “daily stand up”

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@NamesAreHard52 One guy dead ass asked me what a variable was and I didn’t mute myself fast enough when I started laughing

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@NamesAreHard52 @HowlingScience

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@NamesAreHard52 @HowlingScience When I worked at Tmobile a guy asked me to transfer his pictures and forgot he screenshotted porn right before coming in. When I handed him his phone to check and “severe anal fisting popped up” he nearly collapsed in shame 😂

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@PlankReturns @MomaBera A guy once DMd me tell me he jerked off to my PFP and it was Penelope Cruz lmfaooooooooooo

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@strawhatfemboy @ripx4nutmeg lmaoooooooooooooo

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@AlexNoonan6 You can only get hired as one. The irony is they will pay a new hire more $ w a fresh base than just promoting internally. Then again corporate is mostly idiots.

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@idyllicmusing The statistics on sexless marriages which is defined by having sex 10x a yr aka less than 1x a month is shockingly high. Then you look at the correlation between low frequency and or disatisfying/one party initiated sex and porn and it makes a lot of sense.

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@dunningkrugmaxx I feel like the PO does that and the scrum master just sits there like “any blockers” and then if you explain anything they don’t understand anything ur saying 😂

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@e_queveda 😂

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@SweeetCarolina1 omg type o negative and Alice In Chains!!!!!! Except I’m obsessed w rotten apple lol

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u can tell when a tv show is based on a TikTok book bc the plot is unrealistic and the dialogue is terrible

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The absolute fragility of preaching survival metrics and "acting" while having the structural integrity of a wet paper towel

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My b, I didn’t realize what a pussy this guy is