toadette 𓃟

slutty grandpa 🇵🇦

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

im gonna shes the man the next world cup

[baldy valet @ikilledjonbenet]

just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to valet?

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

so im currently binge eating in emergency row….(it is a night flight)

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

noóoo bc after 2.5 airport beers i can understand why ppl make the no fly list - theyre out here pissing ppl off for sport

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

seeing how much i can drink at the airport before the bar closes

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

seeing how much i can drink at the airport before the bar closes

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

u can just bring food to the airport

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

the entire state of texas just simply annoys me

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

i wish my job wasnt the stupidest job ever

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy stylish but illegal monkey in IKEA day to all those who observe

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

the back of my hair is none of my business tonight (straightened my hair by myself)

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

@UberEats is a scam, extremely deceitful , and hates all their customers

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

ok now imagine the cta but w a smoking section

[paige ☻ @hellynaswife]

i miss severance so much its not funny anymore

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

cross faded off of u and life

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

playing the house theme song at a 92 yr old bar

[jerry the junebug @jerry_junebug]

baby son or old man daughter

[bathtub barracuda (mr. hundreds) @jelessimica]

We used to be able to smoke on planes…. What’s happened to this country…

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

wearing an overstimulating outfit wish me luck

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

@ikilledjonbenet nooooooo i dont want it

[toadette 𓃟 @ariasandyball8]

bringing a book and journal to the bar but sitting on my phone instead