Aride

Jesus didn’t win 2 super Bowls in his first 5 years unlike Pat Mahomes

[Aride @aride1127]

I can’t wait to watch this team this go 1-24 with RISP in October while getting swept by the Rays, thank you Cashman

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The New York Yankees are acquiring infielder Luis García Jr. from the Washington Nationals, sources tell ESPN. Garcia, 26, leads the National League in slugging percentage and is hitting .283/.313/.560 with 23 home runs. He’s under club control through end of 2027.

[Aride @aride1127]

@justralph23 He uses the Tartar sauce from the filet-O-fish to brush his crooked ass teeth

[Aride @aride1127]

@BarstoolHubbs Is it sad that I knew we were going to lose when we had bases loaded woth 1 out?

[Aride @aride1127]

Messi walking out infront of the Jets logo has to be a bad omen right? Like you can’t associate yourself with the New York Jets in a WC final right???

[Aride @aride1127]

Fuck yeah thats my Yankees score 2 runs on 4 hits, but great approaches and good AB’s fucking love this squad

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Complete Game Yoshinobu Yamamoto

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[Aride @aride1127]

Damn England is cheeks what a choke job

[Aride @aride1127]

Wait, you’re still kicking too????

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Jill and I are shocked by the sudden passing of Lindsey Graham.

Lindsey and I served together in Congress for over a decade, and worked closely on many issues throughout the years. We traveled the world together as members of the Senate Foreign Relations committee. We disagreed often, and sometimes loudly.

Lindsey and I did agree on the profound importance of public service. Like me, he loved the Senate as an institution, even with all its flaws and complexities.

To his family, his staff, his constituents in South Carolina, and everyone who loved him: Jill and I are keeping you in our prayers.

[Aride @aride1127]

Work alongside him in hell you dickhead and tell Mitch that turtles don’t do well in fire environments

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Shocked to hear of my friend Sen Lindsey Graham’s passing I’ve worked alongside him in Judiciary & Budget Cmtes for decades and know how dedicated he was to the ppl of South Carolina and our country he loved so much Barbara & I are praying for his family friends & staff

[Aride @aride1127]

@artbycs_ you doing okay? How you holding up with the news?

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has died from a sudden illness, according to his office. He was 71. https://t.co/L2769PRXJO

[Aride @aride1127]

@Miles_712 is believed to be the source of the parasite, said he developed it after eating 6 filet-o-fish at 10:36 am last Thursday please arrest that man @FBI

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC cases of 'explosive diarrhea' parasite soar to 273 - 3 times as many as previously reported for the whole state https://t.co/EyPGqiaZ8G

[Aride @aride1127]

Yeah but what would happen if Belgium played us in real football?

[Aride @aride1127]

Imagine caring about that stupid sport soccer? People forget Patrick Mahomes is still in his prime that’s what we should care about

[Aride @aride1127]

@BarstoolHubbs They still have Cashman at the helm until that changes you’re stuck with this shit organization, they’ll make the playoffs and lose in the ALDS while going 4-33 with RISP and hitting .210 as a team but that’s good enough for Cashman and the front office cuz analytics

[Aride @aride1127]

Germany

[Aride @aride1127]

This dude is worse than Skip Bayless

[Miles @Miles_712]

I’m so intrigued by this - there’s no way LeBron wants to risk his last 2 years in the league completely dependent on AD’s health.

If I’m LeBron then AD is the last star I want to pair up with. 60% chance he is injured and now you’re on a 48 win team.

[Aride @aride1127]

Target gift cards may be the greatest birthday gift of all time

[Aride @aride1127]

Can’t wait for him to bat .182 with 6 k’s in October as we lose the ALDS to the White Sox

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. has a blow pop in his mouth at second base

[Aride @aride1127]

Argentina could sub in Pele at halftime right?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Messi for the all-time World Cup goal scoring record…

MISSES THE NET

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Aride @aride1127]

Spurs x Thunder it’s fucking LIT @justralph23