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[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Wow, congratulations to the Time Person of the Year for 2023.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

sorry to say this and i hope he doesn’t see this but dan humphrey was an absolutely dogshit writer

[aridennn @aridennn]

Adam told me to tweet more @adam_goldenberg

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[Jake Anbinder @JakeAnbinder]

The "I will get two covid shots, but not three covid shots" crowd remains perhaps the strangest of them all

[aridennn @aridennn]

@anniethemasters It’s legit the exact same process. Even the ranking

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

[Kerin Cunningham ★ @KerinCunningham]

all hot girls have a slightly weird medical issue they still have no idea how to explain to people

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

sorry but pad see ew deserves the reputation pad thai has

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

[trash jones @jzux]

HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter