calli

Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty things

[calli @ariel_rahn]

My yearly tweet

[calli @ariel_rahn]

Someone wake green day up #septemberended

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I may be boring but at least my name doesn't show up on the wingham free press #smalltownproblems #alwaysnapping

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Your eyebrows and your eyeliner shouldn't look like they're going to intercept #likeCMON

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Me: I should tweet more
Also me: Don't
#doesanyoneactuallyreadthese

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Drove all the way to exter KFC, only for them to tell us once we get to the resister they might have to close #hourdrivefornothing @kfc

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Someone wake green day up #septemberended

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@news_rhcp one floor ticket that was supposed to be $119, is now $2100 USD thanks to scalping bots #butihavetoproveimnotabot #fuckincapacha

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@RHCPchad @StubHub 5 presale codes,over 1200 refreshes & capacha codes & still can't get tickets #thanksstubhub #scalpingbastards #notarobot

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Mosquitos are like dirty used needles that can fly. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea #itswinterfuckoffnow #imbitter

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Timmys kicking it hard tonight at band practice here in Goderich Ontario, Canada! #timmyverse 🙈

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Cop: What's your excuse for going so fast? Me: good tunes, talking about mud trucks, got a little excited. My bad

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Going 133 in a 90, cop drops it to 110 in a 90 #firstticket #noregrets

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Someone wake green day up #septemberended

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Lord oh lord I am gonna hurt tomorrow #hellofaride #FeelinIt #muddin

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@OctaviaSauve my fridge that was full now only has 1 drink and 1/2 a bottle of tequila left in it 😲

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Oh lord my head

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If only he knew. 💜😍

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My ex/mortal enemy sent me that text that kills your messenger app. So I warned him to not do it again. And he did. Pay back is a bitch

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EIGHT HOURS OMG